azcrazygur
About
Age: 48
Sex: Female
Sexuality: Bi-Sexual
Relationship: Single
Occupation: Crazy Bitch
Location: Phoenix, AZ. USA
Friends
207
Crushes
30
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My Biography



go check out our coa group on my space http://groups.myspace.com/coa






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♥♥ ME ♥ ♥


♥ ♥ KISSES KIMMIE ♥ ♥








♥ ♥ ElDuce78 you are the best... The Panties Rocked But OMFG the SEX TOYS GRRRRRR they are the best and so are you... Kisses for you and other things too!!!!!!!!!THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU...... You made me have the best Birthday and Christmas this year!!! KIsses Kimmie!!♥ ♥



Kimmies new PORN name:
azcrazygur - Patricia Nisbet (SWALLOWING! FACIALS! MISTRESS!)
Thanx sonicleash!!!

Jedi name:
Azcrazygur - Kimwy Lohac ( Toy Maker & Player For The Dark Side)
Thanx Sonicleash!!!! You rock!!!

PRAISE THE LORDS!!!




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now I haven't known u very long and I shouldn't be asking you for this so soon but i need it badly . I havent had it 4 a while and I can already feel it goin in good and hard and comin out hard and soft if u would do this 4 me no one would ever know . i am sure u can satisfy my need and I'd be very grateful if u would. I am very desperate and I need ur help . you think I have a lot of nerve but i feel my tounge wrapping around it and me sucking all the juices until it is very dry. i am not going to beat around the bush no longer so...................................... do u have a piece of gum ???



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Thank you all for the killer Birthday wishes, I have listed a few if i have missed one of you let me know and if I did I am so sorry!!!
Thank you Aquarious for the membership now your stuck with me for another year lol And Acidrings Loved the gifts you sent they were the best i will charish them forever Kisses to all of you Kimmie!!!!xoxoxoxo

Aquarius
acidrings
Stefke
Erwin
Rob
sexhurts
ElDuce78
LaSciViouS
vintageboi
LOA
nigg
sonicleash
bodytwitch
Aquarius
azbitch
godchild67
RedAkasha
redgirl
ladydeath2
itchy242
SeanScapeS
Valik
wim
vintageboi
Spiderlily
Virgo
PhuckMe
farstucker
AngelX
dewyb
Dewy & Rochelle
MstrR
ChEzIreKat
Ven
SexyKitty
drtygoth
Nadine
Figment
Aquarius
Peter
scavenger
crusty
cruzin68gt
amyissweet
lekker
DankBoy
PillKrazed
Snagle2th
drumgod
pussygirl
tazz666
DAngelJin
acidrings
pinecone81
kbeason
JayCee
V2thaG
AngelX
Shai
LionsRoar
fivetimes

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A guy gets home late one night and his wife says, "Where the hell have you been?"

"I was out getting a tattoo."

"A tattoo? What kind of tattoo did you get?"

"I got a hundred dollar bill on my penis."

"What the hell were you thinking? Why did you get a hundred dollar bill on your penis?"

"Well, number one, I like to watch my money grow...

"Number two, once in awhile, I like to play with my money...

"And lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want!"





Once again FIGMENT your the bomb thanx for my gmail!!! Kisses





An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She's chatting it up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful, blood curdling screams.

"Don't worry about that," says St. Peter, "it's only someone having the holes put into her shoulder blades for wings."

The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the conversation. Ten minutes later, there are more blood curdling screams. "Oh my God, "says the old lady, "now what is happening?"

"Not to worry," says St. Peter, "She's just having her head drilled to fit the halo."

"I can't do this," says the old lady, "I'm going to hell."

"You can't go there, "says St. Peter. "You'll be raped and sodomized."

"Maybe so," says the old lady, "but I've already got the holes drilled for that."




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BITCHOLOGY

When I stand up for myself and my beliefs,
they call me a bitch.
When I stand up for those I love, they
call me a bitch.
When I speak my mind, think my own
thoughts or do things my own way,
they
call me a bitch.
Being a bitch means I won't compromise
what's in my heart. It
means I live my life MY way. It means I
won't allow anyone to step on
me.
When I refuse to tolerate injustice and
speak against it, I am defined as a bitch.
The same thing happens when I take time
for myself instead of being
everyone's maid, or when I act a little
selfish.
It means I have the courage and strength
to allow myself to be who I
truly am and won't become anyone else's idea of
what they think I "should"
be.
I am outspoken, opinionated and
determined. I want what I want and
there is nothing wrong with that
So try to stomp on me, try to douse my
inner flame, try to squash every
ounce of beauty I hold within me. You
won't succeed.
And if that makes me a bitch, so be it. I
embrace the title and am proud to bear it.

B - Babe
I - In
T - Total
C - Control of
H - Herself

B = Beautiful
I = Intelligent
T = Talented
C = Charming
H = Hell of a Woman

B = Beautiful
I = Individual
T = That
C = Can
H = Handle anything







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How to make a azcrazygurl
Ingredients:
5 parts competetiveness
5 parts ambition
5 parts ego
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of curiosity


Your Icecream Flavour is...
Choc-Chip Cookie Dough!
You are fancy shmancy! You have all the bells and whistles and you attract the most gluttonous of ice-cream shop patrons. You are fattening and intensely rich. That being said, you are very tasty and have a huge fanbase! good for you!


azcrazygurl HighwayBewilderment Avenue 9
Wealthville 17
TravelWorld 46
Dumpsville 138
Lake Love 290
Please Drive Carefully


azcrazygurl is poisonous! Induce vomitting if ingested.
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POISON


A Amorous
Z Zonked
C Clumsy
R Refined
A Arty
Z Zonked
Y Yum
G Glitzy
U Unnatural
R Rich
L Loving



K Keen
I Industrious
M Modern
M Mushy
I Inspirational
E Edgy



kimmie may explode without warning
M
EXPLOSIVE



The University of Blogging

Presents to
azcrazygurl

An Honorary
Bachelor of
Quiz Addiction

Majoring in
Boredom
Signed
Dr. GoQuiz.com ®










♥ Message:
I just had this crazy fantasy to tie you to my bed and cut your clothes off with my hunting knife! Purrrr! After that I would lick every inch of your body then I would fuck you with my strap~on and lick your honey when I'm done! Purrrrrr!

Sexy Kitty what ya waitin for tie me up baby gurl!!




excerpt from conversation with Morticia

ON FELLATIO AND CUNNILINGUS


Morticia Said:
Why is that??
Guys are always like...
Yeah baby I want you to squirt in my mouth.... all over my face....
Then they go and put their two minutes into it and they can't hang and need to penetrate you before they blow their load all over the sheets.
Don't they ever think about how we suck them off forever, like until our jaws come unhinged without complaining?
I dunno, I guess maybe I am just faulty in aiming to please.
I only ever ate pussy once but that one girl has been around the block a few dozen times and will still say that I was the best she ever got. Funny because it was 10 years ago.

I was just reading over the excerpt we posted.... I guess I neglected to mention that every guy I've given a blow job to says the same thing as that one girl, I'm the best they've ever had. I don't claim to be the best in the world or anything but I challenge you to find one of them that had a tip for me. Why can't I say the same about any man? LMAO!!!



♥Message:
Lie down and open your legs, hmmmmmm'm you are sexy, sexy and beautiful, firm thighs, sexy legs, beautiful and shapely, one of these days I am going to kiss every inch of your beautiful body then rub my hard cock all over you, wank off all over you, spread my cum all over you then we can slide around each other all slippery with my cum.
Your pussy is beautiful, so wet, so sexy and so in need of a good licking, deep inside, all around the walls of this beautiful love tunnel, ready to take a tongue or a nice hard cock, sliding it in slowly, teasing you with my cock as you play with your nipples, making them so hard, your tongue licking your soft red lips, your bottom forcing your pussy right into my face, smothering me with your juice, you are so beautiful Kimmie, more than a fuck, you are a beautiful lady who needs love, making love to you, loving you, loving every second of the experience of your body




♥♥♥♥♥ THANK YOU FIGMENT FOR THE MEMBERSHIP GRRR YOU ARE SO SWEET!


THANK U CRAZY GIRL >>>!!!

As u may or may not know My Best Friend refered me to this site because its the best fkin site around :}
MY BEST FRIEND ------------------ AZ CRAZY I THANK U FOR UR FRIENDSHIP AND CAN'T WAIT 4 JAMACIA WOMAN :} :} :}
MY BEST FRIEND ------------------ AZ CRAZY I THANK U FOR UR FRIENDSHIP :) YOU ARE THE BEST FRIEND A BiTcH COULD HAVE !!!!

Your wlcome Bitch lol HEll ya cant wait to get to our Island !!!

hey just wanted to thank az_crazy_gurl for hooking me up your the best. Your welcome CABINETMAN


..::azcrazygur::.. One hot biatch!
THANK YOU DAMAGED KISSES BACK AT YOU!!!!!
azcrazygur: <--- sex goddess *drools* with tits like theres no tomorrow!! THANK YOU DAMAGED KISSES AND DROOLS BACK ON YOU !!!


azcrazygur---ur are to sweet azcrazygur---ur are to sweet and ur a sexy biatch lol
Thank you SUPERCHICK you are too!!Awww Thanks sweetie ya added that kisses for you!



I appologise to you Miss Kimmie. you are an amazing woman that i want to be on my profile, and on my back Maam. (snmfetish)

Well That was the sweetest thing baby!!! (snmfetish) I found that in your profile GRRRRR Ill put you on your back any time!! Get back down her and sit your ass down slave boy and make me feel pleasure all over NOW!!!!!!

-ub3x------Thank You for adding me to the BOOBIES of COA-----6/10/04



OK THIS IS FOR
BESTEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD >>>>>> AZBITCH !!!!!!!
Well ya made it in my profile now ya better feel special ....lol..... I know you do!!!!! I got you on as a guest but soon to hope you get a membership!!!!!!!!! HINT HINT ....LOL Well girl friend you should be happy ya made it here,and ya made it here before HE Did so that should tell ya something!!! Now to all my friends here >>>>>>AZBICH has been my bestfriend for over 13 years now!True friends now and alway love ya girl!!!! Heres to meny more years of puttin up with my shit !!! >>>>>> Still lookin for our pot of gold!!! SOON SOON !!!!!!!! Well Thank You Aquarius for her membership!!!!


THIS IS FOR HER BOYFRIEND >>>>>>>>CABINETMAN

Ok I have to add this to my Bio to eveyone give a welcome to cabinetman!! Hes a Cool dude!! You can say I have know him just a little longer then AzBitch.. If ya havent figured it out yet yup there together and have been for a while,If it wasnt for him i would have never met my BESTFRIEND !! So On that note THANK YOU CABINETMAN!! Hes a cool guy so say hello to him if ya see him on!!





THANK YOU Cmd42rmMFD FOR THE COA TANK TOP I WANTED SO MUCH!! YOU WILL ALWAYS BE IN MY HEART ♥ XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX KISSES FOR YOU BABE!! XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX ♥

Cmd42rmMFD
Thank You Very Much Kissssssss ♥♥♥♥♥

AZCRAZYGUR: ♥♥♥♥♥
Well here you are, you made it onto my profile, weird really you not being here when your boobs stand out so proudly, you should have been here way before you were, there is a joke in there somewhere.
Anyway here you are, my latest flame, my latest love, my new lust, my object of carnal desire, you are more than that, you know that but you also know my evil mind, phwoar, fancy letting me save on condoms, you want the real feel, just put your hand down, he he, you are not in class now, don't ask, take me, take me.
Serious part now "cough, cough", Kimmie Baby, where have you been hiding, how could you hide such a wonderful body, wonderful figure?, well you have been in my heart for a while now as you are so high up the list, ask me if I am bothered moving lesser friends out, not at all, friends, I repeat "FRIENDS" I care about and who don't use me stay where I put them, take me for a mug and walk away, well they can keep walking, there is always a real friend like you to take their place.
Take a bow sweetheart, you made it at last, now where shall we go, over the desk or in the parking lot?H]♥♥♥♥ 6/8/04.......






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****PORN

1. What type of PORN do you tend to look for?

2. What type of PORN really excites you?

3. What type of PORN bores you?

4. Whats the name of your favorite PORN movie?

5. Does PORN really set the mood for you by getting you in the mood?

6. How old were you when you saw your first PORN movie?

7. Do you think PORN has any affect on your sexuality?

8. I loved this question before when I posed this.......
but if you were a PORN star............

what would YOUR NAME BE




Rough Sex
Lords of Acid

Love, Love is the answer
Wooho - Ooho

When I think about Love
I don't think about a Bright Moon
Twinkling Stars
Red Wine
Silent Whispers
Holding Hands
Secret Loveletters
I think about Pure Sex, Deep Sex, Hard Sex, Rough Sex

Love, Love is the answer
Wooho - Ooho

When i think about Love
I don't think about candlelights
Red Roses
Wedding Bells
Moonlight Serenades
Warm Summer Nights
I think about Pure sex, Deep Sex, Hard Sex, Rough Sex

Love, Love is the answer
Wooho - Ooho

When I think about Love
I don't think about a bright Moon
Twinkling Stars
Red Wine
Silent Whispers
Holding Hands
Secret Loveletters
Candlelights
Red Roses
Wedding Bells
Moonlight Serenades
Warm Summer Nights
A table for Two
I think about Pure sex, Deep sex, Hard Sex, Rough Sex
Wooho - Ooho




= \ NUN-SHAGGING CLUB / =
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shagging nuns for fun and profit!

Anti-Pope : magus

High Priestess of Virtual Vibrations : azcrazygur






JUST A JOKE

*****A mother and her young inquisitive son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If dogs have baby dogs and cats have baby cats, why don't planes have baby planes?" The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the flight attendant. So the boy dutifully asked the flight attendant, "If dogs have baby dogs and cats have baby cats, why don't planes have baby planes?" The flight attendant responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me that?" The little boy admitted that she did. "Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Now, let your mother explain that




********Ok I guess this is what my letter means in sex lol at least thats what it says in the Azcrazyguys profile hehehehe

Sex & Your Name

According to some studies, the first letter of your first name will reveal your sexual identity.

K-
You can be very romantic, attached to the glamour of love. Having a partner is of paramount importance to you. You are free in your expression of love and are willing to take chances, try new sexual experiences and partners, provided it's all in good taste.Brains turn you on. You must feel that your partner is intellectually stimulating, otherwise you will find it difficult to sustain the relationship. You require loving,cuddling, wining,and dining to know that you're being appreciated.


Awwww ill just stick my ass in the air and ill be HAPPY lol !!!Brains lol PLEASE DONT Talk to me intellectually while were having sex lol i might just puke on ya lol !!!



Is your birthday day 16 of the month?
You always follow the good and the right instead of listening to your heart. Another word, you are a perfectionist. You care for every word people say about you. You often seen isolated while you are, by nature, curious and a dreamer who is ready to get over the edge to make your dream comes true.
Your Love You often fall in love with a person who is much different from you, in age and other aspects. Your relationship grows on friendship. Love at fist sight is not your style.





People over 30 should be dead!

People over 30 should be dead. (interesting)

According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 40's, 50's,60's, or even maybe the early 70's probably shouldn't have survived.

Our baby cribs were covered with bright colored lead-based paint.

There was nothing to stop us from sticking a fork in an electrical outlet.

We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets, and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets. (Not to mention the risks we took hitchhiking.)

As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags.

Riding in the back of a pickup truck on a warm day was always a special treat.

We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle. Horrors!

We ate cupcakes, bread and butter, and drank soda pop with sugar in it, but we were never overweight because we were always outside playing.

We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle, and no one actually died from this.

We would spend hours building go-carts out of scraps and then rode down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes.

After running into the bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem.

We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the street lights came on. No one was able to reach us all day. No cell phones. Unthinkable!

We did not have Playstations, Nintendo 64, X-Boxes, no video games at all, no 99 channels on cable, video tape movies, surround sound, personal cell phones, personal computers, or Internet chat rooms.

We had friends! We went outside and found them.

We played dodge ball, and sometimes, the ball would really hurt. We fell out of trees, got cut and broke bones and teeth, and there were no lawsuits from these accidents.

They were accidents. No one was to blame but us. Remember accidents?

We had fights and punched each other and got black and blue and learned to get over it.

We made up games with sticks and tennis balls and ate worms and mud pies, and although we were told it would happen, we did not put out very many eyes, nor did the worms live inside us forever.

We rode bikes or walked to a friend's home and knocked on the door, or rang the bell or just walked in and talked to them.

Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment.

Some students weren't as smart as others, so they failed a grade and were held back to repeat the same grade.

Horrors!

Tests were not adjusted for any reason.

Our actions were our own. Consequences were expected.

The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke a law was unheard of.

They actually sided with the law. Imagine that!

This generation has produced some of the best risk-takers and problem solvers and inventors, ever. The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas. We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned how to deal with it all.

And you're one of them! Congratulations.

Please pass this on to others who have had the luck to grow up as kids, before lawyers and government regulated our lives, for our own good...

Kind of makes you want to run through the house with scissors, doesn't it?



Kisses Kimmie Grrrr


Subject: Whatever!


THINGS YOU"D LOVE TO SAY OUT LOUD AT WORK

1 I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.
2 I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
3 How about never? Is never good for you?
4 I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
5 I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.
6 I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
7 I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
8 I don't work here, I'm a consultant.
9 It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
10 Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.
11 I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.
12 You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
13I have plenty of talent and vision, I just don't give a damn.
14 I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
15 I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
16 Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
17 The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
18 Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
19 What am I? Flypaper for freaks?
20 I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
21 It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
22 Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
23 And your crybaby, whiny-assed opinion would be...?
24 Do I look like a people person?
25 This isn't an office, it's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
26 I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.
27 Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
28 If I throw a stick, will you leave?
29 Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
30 Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
31 I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
32 A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
33 Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?
34 Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
35 Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
36 Chaos, panic, and disorder---my work here is done.
37 How do I set a laser pointer to stun?
28 I thought I wanted a career---turns out I just wanted a salary.
39 Who lit the fuse on your tampon?




FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY READ READ FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY

Wife 1.0... Re: Wife 1.0 Just Released

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of new space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Drunken Boys Night 2.5 and Saturday Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run some of my other favorite applications. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall does not work on this program. Can you please help me!!!???

A TROUBLED USER

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Dear TROUBLED USER,

This is a very common problem, and is mostly due to a basic misconception. Many fellows upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking it is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by it's creator to run everything. It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0. Hidden operating files within your system would cause Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing is gained. It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than the original system. Look in your manual under "Warnings - Alimony/Child support". I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and deal with the situation. I suggest installing background application program C:\YES DEAR to alleviate software augmentation. Having installed Wife 1.0 myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General Partnership Faults (GPFs). You must assume all responsibility for faults and problems that might occur, regardless of their cause. The best course of action will be to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE. In any case, avoid excessive use of C:\YES DEAR because ultimately you may have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the operating system will return to normal. The system will run smoothly as long as you take the blame for all the GPFs. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but high-maintenance. Consider buying additional software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0. I recommend Flowers 3.1 and Diamonds 2k. Do not, under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES install Secretary with Short Skirt 3.3. This is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of Luck,

Tech Support



******** JUST A LITTLE SOMETHING NEW!!!*********



..A guy and a gal met at a bar.They were getting along so well that they decided to go to the girl's place.A few drinks later, the guy took off his shirt and washed his hands.He then took off his pants and washed his hands.So the girl looked at him and said: 'You must be a dentist!' The guy was surprised and said 'Yes, how did you figure that out ?' The girl said: 'Easy, you keep washing your hands.' One thing led to another.They made love.After they were done, the girl said, 'You must be a GREAT dentist!' The guy was very very surprised and he said: 'Yes, I sure am a great dentist ... How did you figure that out??' The girl says, 'Easy,I didn't feel a thing!'




KINKY SEX LETTER 18 AND OLDER LOL


*************** A LETTER FROM A FRIEND THANK YOU, YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Now, I want you to imagine I'm in your bedroom with you right now. I'm fully dressed, but you're wearing something skimpy. Maybe a nightdress, or just underwear. Maybe just a man's shirt and panties. Something that turns me on enough to grab you and turn you over my knee, anyway.

I take you by the upper arm and pull you towards me - not roughly, but firmly. You resist, but don't say any of the safe words, so I know I can proceed. As I pull you towards me, you try to slap me but I catch your arm and hold your hand behind your back. I pull you towards the bed and sit down, pulling you over my knee. Can you feel my hardness, as I hold you down? How hard do you resist?

I think that by now you'll be bucking and fighting, but still the safe words don't come, so I lift the shirt and haul your panties down to your ankles, baring your ass to me. I caress your cheeks gently, at first and you struggle harder and almost break free. I take a firmer hold, and then pin you down with one leg, holding you over the other. Your ass is higher in the air now and I'm starting to think I can smell your arousal, but am not sure. Some of the press studs on your shirt have come loose now, and it's hanging off one shoulder. I see your shoulder muscles tensing and the sight makes my cock stiffen still further.

My first slap sounds shockingly loud and startles even me momentarily. You cry out and arch your back, but as I watch my handprint showing pink against your cheek, I realise that you still haven't said the word I dread hearing, so I slap your other cheek harder.

I start slapping more, now. Sometimes rhythmically, sometimes intermittently, so that you never know when the next blow is going to come, or on which cheek. I pause every so often to admire the red glow coming up, or to caress you gently, perhaps sliding my hand between your legs to compare the dry heat to the moist heat coming from the other side. I want my cock to feel that heat.

I stand up, without warning and push you back onto the bed, where you lie still and watch me unbutton my shirt. You start to get up, but your panties are still round your ankles and while you reach down to disentangle yourself, I push you back again and watch your right breast showing over the top of your shirt. My own shirt comes off and then I pull my belt from my jeans and lay it aside before stripping down to my tight boxers.

I watch your eyes widen as you take in the sight of my erection showing through my boxers. I pause for a moment, hooking my thumbs into the waistband and debate whether to keep them on for a moment longer. Quickly I decide that I would be more comfortable without them and slip them right off.

I move towards you again and you roll over and onto your knees in an alert posture - warning, aggressive, wary. I pick up the belt.

"You want this, don't you?"

"No. Keep away from me or I'll tear your face off."

I laugh at that. The flush on your face isn't from fear or rage, but from desire. I grab your arm and pull you to your feet.

"You'll ask for this and enjoy it, or you won't get this afterward." I say, dropping my hand to my cock. Your eyes drop to it and you sneer, but I still see the brief look of want in your eyes.

"You're pathetic."

"Maybe. But you still want me. Don't you?"

"No. You can't. If you want me, you're going to have to take me."

I smile. "If that's the way it has to be." I step forward again and have you by the wrist before you can react. You rake at my face with your fingernails, so I take hold of the front of your shirt and tear the press studs open, then pull it halfway down your arms, pinning them to your sides.

Your breasts burst into view and I feel my eyes widen as I take them in. Then, I turn you round and push you onto the bed once more. Face down, knees on the floor, ass in the air once more. I swing the belt and you cry out as the fire bursts through your cheeks again.

A half dozen strokes more and you're crying out for me to finish it. To take you and bring an end to your torment. And now, I'm desperate for some release of my own, so I drop to my own knees behind you and nudge my cock between your legs. Your hand reaches round, finds my cock and guides it to your pussy, so I can slide it in. I reach a hand round and cup one of your breasts, feeling your nipple pressing firmly into the palm of my hand. You're so hot now, so moist and now I know I can smell your excitement.

It doesn't take long after that. A few strokes, before you're screaming to an orgasm and I'm so excited that I'm cumming deep inside you.





Your Lyin' Eyes
Praga Khan

You Tell Me Things I Don't Wanna Know
Secrets You Hide That I Don't Wanna Now
I Try To Keep Up With Your Lies
While I Am Skating On Thin Ice
Digesting All These Silly Things I Don't Wanna Know

You Tell Me Things I Don't Wanna Know
Secrets You Hide That I Don't Wanna Now
And While You're Talking In Your Sleep
About The Lovers That You Keep
You Tell Me All These Silly Things I Don't Wanna Know

You Tell Me Things I Don't Wanna Know
Secrets You Hide That I Don't Wanna Now
Your Cruel Words Draw Blood Form Me
Is This The Way That It's Gonna Be
You're Telling Me All These Silly Things That I Don't
Wanna Know

At First You Made My Life Complete
But Then You Swept Me Off My Feet
And Tore My World Apart
You Wrote A Scar Across My Heart

For Seldom You Will Find A Soul
Who Dreams The Dreams The Same As Yours
Your Sins Are Mirrored In Your Eyes
My Faith Is Shattered By Your Lies
Your Lying Eyes








"Serenity" By Godsmack

As I sit here and slowly close my eyes
I take another deep breath
And feel the wind pass through my body
I'm the one in your soul
Reflecting inner light
Protect the ones who hold you
Cradling your inner child

I need serenity
In a place where I can hide
I need serenity
Nothing changes, days go by

Where do we go when we just don't know
And how do we relight the flame when it's cold
Why do we dream when our thoughts mean nothing
And when will we learn to control

Tragic visions slowly stole my life
Tore away everything
Cheating me out of my time
I'm the one who loves you
No matter wrong or right
And every day I hold you
I hold you with my inner child

I need serenity
In a place where I can hide
I need serenity
Nothing changes, days go by

Where do we go when we just don't know
And how do we relight the flame when it's cold
Why do we dream when our thoughts mean nothing
And when will we learn to control

Where do we go when we just don't know
And how do we relight the flame when it's cold
Why do we dream when our thoughts mean nothing
And when will we learn to control

I need serenity!




What should my next poll be about? - (100 Votes)

Fuck the poll lets get naked!! - 56 (56%)
The Hottttttt Guys on here? - 12 (12%)
Sex with girls on here ? - 12 (12%)
Sex with Guys on here ? - 11 (11%)
The Hottttttt Girls on here? - 9 (9%)


Ok Viv took the first on 61 votes.... But it was voting by one person... So Please just vote once!! We all love Viv Kisses sweetie Were doin it again>>>>>>>>So go vote!!!

Now that we are all naked we got a tie guys and dolls! Who do YOU want to be naked with Part 1? - (105 Votes)

Viv - 50 (47%)
Agent - 23 (21%)
HexonXonX - 15 (14%)
AzBitch - 13 (12%)
LunchBox - 4 (3%)

Now that we are all naked we got a tie guys and dolls! Who do YOU want to be naked with Part 2 - (107 Votes)

Speedball - 27 (25%)
Sexykitty - 24 (22%)
Damaged - 23 (21%)
ChestyLaRu - 20 (18%)
Azcrazyguy - 13 (12%)
Now that we are all naked we got a tie guys and dolls! Who do YOU want to be naked with Part 3? - (100 Votes)

V2thaG - 40 (40%)
Alloy - 22 (22%)
Morticia - 17 (17%)
Tor - 16 (16%)
Shyguy118 - 5 (5%)
Now that we are all naked we got a tie guys and dolls! Who do YOU want to be naked with Part 4 ? - (101 Votes)

AzCrazyGur - 64 (63%)
SeanScapeS - 15 (14%)
HoneyCrush - 10 (9%)
Azazel81 - 6 (5%)
Valik - 6 (5%)
Now that we are all NAKED, Who do YOU want to be naked with out of the 4 finalists? Vote Carefully Its Your LAST VOTE!! - (102 Votes)

AzCrazyGur - 32 (31%)
SpeedBall - 24 (23%)
V2ThaG - 20 (19%)
None of The Above - 16 (15%)
Viv - 10 (9%)

How do you like your SEX ? - (168 Votes)

Ass in the air (doggie) - 51 (30%)
Ridin on top - 33 (19%)
knees pinned back - 31 (18%)
All tied up - 27 (16%)
Hangin from the rafters - 26 (15%)
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Lords of Acid - Pretty In Kink