Funny tattoo story. My friend's grandfather has a tattoo of a rooster on his ankle. I asked him why he has a rooster tattooed on his ankle. He said he wanted to tell everyone he had cock down to his ankles.
It was after that conversation I realized where my friend got his personality. He is the same friend that is in the process of opening a chain of adult video stores called "Cockluster" (a parody on Blockbuster...obviously)
After all, this is what this whole page is supposed to be about, right?
I am Mexican and Norwegian. I was raised in the Twin Cities of Minnesota, hence the Norwegian part. Probably one of the most underrated areas of the country. Great people, lots of things to do, a lot of cultural and ethnic areas for a place in the midwest. Its also extremely liberal which suits my ideology. I now live in Cincinnati which is exactly the opposite of everything St. Paul/Minneapolis is. I won't miss this town a whole lot when I move.
I'm an athletic person. I play and spectate. From the tame (baseball) to the extreme (skydiving) and everything else in between. But I'm not a testosterone crazed stereotypical jock who thinks he is better and tougher than everyone else. I hate those people.
I also like coloring my hair if you couldn't tell.
I've been listening to LOA and Praga since '96. They are by far my favorite band. No one else is a close second. I saw them in both Cincinnati and Minneapolis. I have pictures posted in the gallery. I had the pleasure of talking with the band in both instances. I have pictures of myself and some of the band members also. I almost had an Orgasm.
*What I like*
Lords of Acid, Praga Khan, Darling Nikkie, VNV Nation, KMFDM, My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult, Suicide Commando, Suture Seven, Kevourkian Death Cycle, Morbid Angel, NIN, Carl Cox, Timo Maas, Sandra Collins, Dieselboy, Redboy, DJ Dan
A Clockwork Orange, Mulholland Drive, Go, Fight Club, Memento, American Beauty, Death to Smoochey, Clerks, Dogma, Magnolia, Eyes Wide Shut, Boogie Nights, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Lost Highway, Groove, Goodwill Hunting, True Romance, Falling Down.
Prozac Nation, More Now Again, Worst Case Scenario Survival Handbook, any issue of Penthouse
LOVE (if you've ever been in it, it truly is the best thing in the world, why else are so many Praga songs about it?) Bi girls, good porn (yes, there is such thing as bad porn), listening to the Lords during sex, oral (giving and receiving), hot candle wax, Guinness, raves, AOL IM, dance, sky diving, the Earth (Mars isn't so nice this time of year, but I've heard good things about Venus). And yes, cats, especially black cats.
Yes, I have a crush on Jopez the LOA cow. Is it wrong to have a crush on a cow? I haven't decided yet. I do like milk though.
*What I hate!!*
Conservatism, conformity, elitism, commercialism, materialism, cigarettes, Miller or Budweiser, spoiled kids, labeling (goth or not, punk or not, who really gives a fuck, just be yourself), excessive drug use, selfish people, people who can't carry on a conversation, ungroomed pubic hair, purposely misspelling almost every word, internet shorthand, alternating lower-case and upper-case letters. How do you expect people to read that?
Much like nationality, I am a mix. I was raised Catholic and have developed into more of a Pagan. Someone who doesn't know a whole lot about either religion would probably wonder how the two could co-exist within the same person. However, they are actually more similar than they are different. In fact, many Catholic traditions, rituals, and beliefs are derived from Paganism. What I like about Catholocism is how it disguises itself as a montheistic religion when it is really polytheistic. Catholics are constantly praying to angels and saints that are not "God". There are two primary holidays or celebrations within Catholocism--Christmas and Easter. The timing and significance of them are nearly identical in Catholocism and Paganism. Christmas represents the birth of Jesus (despite the fact he was born in September, not December) just as the Winter Solstice symbolizes the rebirth of light as the days start to get longer. Likewise, Easter celebrates the resurrection of Christ and the Spring Equinox new life of spring. What I like about Paganism is the philosophy of life co-existing in nature. That we are inhabitants of the Earth that co-exist with the other elements; not rulers of the Earth that control it. Anyways, I just think theology in general is an interesting topic, so if you ever want to discuss, just write me.
Best beer? - (38 Votes)
Guinness 14 36%
Beer is yucky 10 26%
Heineken 8 21%
Miller/Bud/Coors/Michelob 4 10%
Sam Adams 2 5%
Generally speaking, which ethnicity do you find most attractive? - (126 Votes)
other (obligatory category) 41 32%
italians (is the cliche true?) 30 23%
hispanic (yo quiero taco bell) 30 23%
belgians (LOA are belgian!) 18 14%
black (once you go black...) 7 5%
My question is, what exactly is other? Perhaps I will address this in a subsequent poll.
What is the best cartoon of all time? - (101 Votes)
The Simpsons 42 41%
Tom & Jerry 23 22%
South Park 20 19%
Aqua Teen Hunger Force 13 12%
Homestarrunner.com 3 2%
Should same sex marriage be made legal? - (36 Votes)
Yes 27 75%
No 6 16%
Fuck marriage, bitch 2 5%
Civil unions, but not marriage 1 2%
Undecided 0 0%