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Age: 41
Sex: Male
Sexuality: Straight
Relationship: Single
Occupation: Graphic Artist / Illustrator
Location: Pittsburgh, PA. USA
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My Biography
I've been a fan of the Lords since 1995 when I saw them for the first time in concert before I ever heard one of their songs. Haven't missed a show since.



Ahhh, yes, the clitoris - nature's Rubix Cube....


Vices: Other than The Lords, of course; The History Channel, PowerMacs, miniskirts in winter, girls with overbites, Pink Floyd, the Irish, anyone who actually knows all of the lyrics to Pearl Jam's Yellow Ledbetter, this website, cars shaped like boxes, the Maginot Line, frisky women who need walkers, thigh-highs on tan girls, 80's action hero hair, Mercury Grand Marquis, petruding thongs, J.R.R. Tolkien (before the movies...), Red Bull, thick sliced bacon... mmmm... bacon, and insanely aggressive women with bi-polar personalities.

Turn offs: Small teeth and large gums, the Irish, the word twunt, people who trick out Geo Metros, furry genitals, Creed, Dell computers, Websense, anyone who says, "It runs like a son of a bitch.", strippers who are past their prime but don't get it, coworkers who always borrow money for lunch, people who argue Star Wars facts, people obsessed with death, ugly tats, when the Steelers lose, gingivitis and lesbians that cheat on each other with men...



In the meantime, what else can I say? Praise the Lords!

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