Age: 49
Sex: Male
Sexuality: Curious
Relationship: Enslaved By Master
Occupation: Waterpark slides/toys designer
Location: New Braunfels, TX. USA

My Biography
I am an engineer by profession. I design stuff for waterparks. Waterslides. Yes, I go ride them for R&D. However, you can get sick of riding slides so much in one day. I design other things in the waterparks as well, but we can sum it up with rides. Overall, never a dull moment. Before that, I designed stuff for rich ass people in executive & private aircraft. A glimpse into the worlds of some sickly rich people.

I love to travel! Outside the US, I've visited, in order:
South Korea, Singapore, Malaysia, Indonesia, Japan, France, Belgium, France, Belgium, The Netherlands, Belgium, England, Belgium, Bahamas, Brazil, Bahamas, Bahamas, Jamaica, Bahamas.

Inside the US, I've visited : Florida, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Illinois, Wisconsin, New Jersey, Oklahoma, Missouri, Tennessee, Kentucky, Arizona, Michigan, Minnesota, Indiana, Delaware, Maryland...ehhh, I think that is all...for now.

A list of things that work well in my world:

Praga Khan + The Lords... Tricky, Methods of Mayhem, Rob Zombie, Photek, Roni Size, Ministry, Korn, Rammstein, BT, Bush, Zornik, Marco Bailey, D-Fuse.

Puccini, Orff, Bernstein, Giordano, Tchaikovsky, Prokofiev, Wagner.

Blue Velvet, Shawshank Redemption, Fifth Element, Strange Days, Minority Report, Gladiator, Caligula, Jackal, Pi, Reservoir Dogs,
Sky Captain and The World Of Tomorrow, Born on the Fourth of July, Donnie Brasco.

Nip Fucking Tuck!! Looney Tunes (All-time favorite toons), Xing Jordan, Everybody Loves Raymond. Other than that, alot of stupid crap on the television.

Dumas, Kafka, Alighiery, Dostoevsky, Homer, Huxley, Marquis De Sade, Malory.

Oliveros, Macanudo, Cuban Pleasures, Carbonell, Romeo and Julietta, Padron, The Mexican (shroom), XXXX, Guinness, Boddingtons, Stella, Duvel, Vodka, Tequila, Rum.

Generally, anything German.


"When they started to shoot and the bomb went off, it didn't do anything to me, not even a scratch."

"You have to face facts," he said. "When you're 84 the end of the road is not that far away and I want to spend as much time as I can with my grandchildren."

"You need to buy a fucking TV."

"You have to concentrate mentally in an extraordinary way so that you don't get to the point that the cold, the danger, and the fact that you are helpless make you quit," Siberio said. "When you quit, it's over."

to be continued...

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