Age: 48
Sex: Female
Sexuality: Straight
Relationship: Sleeping Around
Occupation: Demon Chef
Location: 50 Miles In Any Direction, MN.

My Biography
Put Out or Get Out

If you message me and I don't get back to you right away...or ever, it's not because I don't care or because I am pretentious...I'm just better than you.

♥More Useless Information About Me / The Dirty Little Secrets♥

I am superstitious.
I am an insomniac.
I love NFL football.
I am unafraid and equally unashamed.
I have alot to learn.
I rarely apologize.
I talk in my sleep.
I love revenge.
I seek revenge.
I make people squirm.
I am good at making lists.
I never eat breakfast at breakfast time.
I am more than equipped to retaliate.
I can't sleep without a fan on.
I don't digest sesame seeds.
I can smell your fear.

INTO: ...Trouble?... Painting, My Kitties, Dancing, Fangs, Making Out, Horror Movies, Good Conversation, Pink Popsicles, Confidence, Zombies, Learning, Laughing, Eye Contact, Drinking Beer, Thunderstorms, Astrology, Netflix, Playing Cards, Rollerskating, Taking Pictures, Having Red Toenails, Dandelions, Chapstick, Obsessive Amounts of Gore, Knuckle Tattoos, Glances, Violence, Mind Games, Knives, Cooking, Sleeping Late, NFL Football, Tarantino Movies, Abusive Music

I'm obsessive-compulsive, a perfectionist, insanely demanding of others and myself, and can start an intimate conversation with a stranger in any situation.

I am the good sister. *That's why God gave you a big sister instead of a brain.

The only people who haven't lied to you are the ones you haven't caught.
The truth will set you free...but not until it's finished with you.

Poor is the man whose pleasures depend on the permission of another.

You are not your job.
You are not how much money you have in the bank.
You are not the car you drive.
You are not the contents of your wallet.
You are not your fucking khakis.

You may worship me...but worship me from afar.

Some of you may get the wrong idea about me. First of all let me go ahead and apologize if it is warranted in your case.--- She is relatively slow moving, and may feel protected from the outer world by an armor of education, family surroundings, and social status. For this reason, she tends to limit the scope of her activities to a single well-defined sphere, and, within the boundaries she has established, releases the entire spectrum of her rich and varied emotional expression. Sometimes she may feel overwhelmed by the prospect of situations which will introduce her to unfamiliar factors and elements; she sees them as intrusions. Before she judges an event, a person, or a thing, she attempts to absorb it into her private universe. Of a fairly subjective and introverted turn of mind, she defines everything in terms of the sensation it arouses in her as her consciousness embraces it. This predominance of sensation gives her extreme sensory finesse: her perceptions are intense, keen, penetrating right to the heart of people and things. Her imagination, which is a function of her perceptions, is also lively, colorful, and prolific. Because she is sometimes self-centered, attentive to and protective of her inner self, she may tend to withdraw into her shell when she encounters an aggression from the outer world. As a result, she may sometimes become distant and secretive. Her tendency to be rather short-tempered and easily offended, a classic flaw, is also the consequence of her need for protection and security. Despite her sensitivity, and her ability to be genuinely virtuous, she is not always gentle. Her outbreaks of hostility are all the more wounding because of their rarity. She seems to have a high ideal of herself. Although her presence is electrifying, it belies a serious, cold demeanor. She continually sabotages her true nature, and represses her emotional outbursts and instinctive motivations. She is as severe with others as she is with herself, and they resent her harshness and pessimism. She has a somewhat secretive personality; she is tempted if not compelled to live a somewhat withdrawn life. She tends to seek out situations where she can shine. She enjoys having an audience, because it can be a source of love, admiration, and recognition. Her behavior may lack balance and harmony, because she is torn between an urge to seek total release and the limits imposed by her cautiousness. Nevertheless, she has the authoritarian qualities required for leadership, and knows how to surround herself with strong and loyal friends. Her likes and dislikes are clear. An idealist, she often promises more than she can provide, out of a desire to be admired for her generosity. Her imagination is applied to her accomplishments, and she knows how to appreciate comfort. She is always aware of being on display, and she derives immeasurable rewards from the applause and acclaim of her audience. Because she tends to be centered on herself and her own personal development, she may not necessarily seek contact with others. She tends to be reluctant to team up with other people in any way. An individualist, she attempts to free herself from any outside influence; in fact, she is eager to leave her personal imprint on the world around her. Often, due to her lack of perspective in relation to other people, she rebuffs their help and cooperation on her projects. It is only by relying on herself, working and acting alone, that she can accomplish her goals and ambitions. She is self-centered and sees everything in relation to herself. Individualistic and fairly egotistical, she finds she is rarely of the same opinion as others, and may tend to isolate herself from the outer world. On the other hand, she is gifted with the ability to concentrate on whatever subject is really important to her.... But first she would have to overcome her initial subjectivity. Sentimental and emotional, she lives in a world which is in continual contact with her dreams and subconscious. She cannot live without love, and, like water which flows into and takes on the shape of the vessel which contains it, she is always ready to submerge herself in another person. Stirred by forces she does not control, she may be aroused by passions which are impervious to the restraints of reason and logic. She is an emotive creature in harmony with the flow of her feelings, impulses, and urges. She lives chiefly in the moment and expresses her energies immediately, tempered by the circumstances. Always on the move, she is unconsciously seeking a point of stability and balance which eludes her. Because her sensitivity is in conflict with her determination, her attitude and performance may sometimes be moody, fluctuating, and uncertain. Her unconscious, sensitive side often disapproves of her conscious endeavors and stealthily works to defeat them, causing crucial omissions, mistakes, and gaps which effectively sabotage her plans. In her relationships, the images she builds up and projects on the other are contradictory. As a result, any bond, even if it is pleasant and positive, also chafes on her: she finds it dissatisfying and irritating at the same time. She is affectionate by nature, and love plays a decisive and central role in her life. She is a charmer who needs to love and be loved. Aware of her personal magnetism and the power it gives her, she will make subtle changes in herself in order to attract positive attention. She is sophisticated, and pleased to savor a lifestyle she sees as a consummate art. She maintains strong ties with her past, and it often seems difficult for her to open her heart to new people. Her love affairs often remain shallow and superficial, because her lust and sensual desire rarely turn into a need to understand, protect, and care for the other. Moreover, it is difficult for her to meet men who combine the masculine ideals of the tender father and the great lover. Optimistic and happy to be alive, she is a cheerful, expansive, pleasant associate to have. She is extremely generous (sometimes to a fault!), and gives of herself and her belongings unstintingly. This positive psychological outlook is the result of a happy childhood, and especially an extremely beneficial maternal influence in infancy. She is quite likely to be a professional success; her vision of the world is perfectly adapted to prevailing opinion, and her urges and desires for personal expansion usually elicit a positive reaction from society. She has a romantic nature and is seeking a soul mate. The world of her emotions is warm and inviting, the expression of true kindness. Her intellect, which is simultaneously subjective and sensitive, acute and intuitive, always practical and deeply rooted in human experience, predisposes her to a people-oriented activity...with her memory and imagination combined with her shrewdness. She has an emotional function which is usually expressed carefully and reasonably. Distrustful of her emotional urges and somewhat wary of her feelings, she tries to rid herself of all partiality, and tries to get some perspective and distance before making an emotional commitment. She expresses her thoughts and ideas in direct, spontaneous outbursts. As an intellectual, she has a curiosity so lively it borders on the inquisitorial. Her interest in dark secrets and hidden knowledge leads her to do all sorts of arcane research. She is both sensitive and pragmatic, with an intuition so keen she seems to be able to sniff out and expose the complex, mysterious inner workings of both systems and individuals. Although she is sometimes unable to express the findings of her investigations clearly. Rather ironic and sometimes cynical, she strikes out with her venomous wit the way a poisonous snake neutralizes its prey. --- All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.

People who think they know everything are irritating to those of us who do.

Knowing is half the battle ~ G.I. Joe

♥Currently Lusting♥

Building Blanket Forts
Edgar Allan Poe
Anything served in a shot glass
Verbal Manipulation

Until you hate me, you won't lust for me.

All the clouds
Oh they're gray
I'll stay if you go away
Concrete, tall as the sky
Movement, passing me by
And the blush
What a rush
Cold crush
Next door, ear to the wall
All the tension, wait for the call