Age: 41
Sex: Female
Sexuality: Polyamorous
Relationship: Single
Occupation: Food servce
Location: marietta, GA. USA
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My Biography
If I don't answer your email immediately, it's not necessarily because I don't like you (although, that might be the case, too.) It's just because I'm lazy and, while I like to recieve and read mail, I hardly ever reply right when I first check it.

meli: i got a bike!
Laremy: you got the bike!!!
meli: and i forgot how much those things hurt your crotch!
Laremy: well, that's life.
Laremy: the things we loved as children only seem to hurt your crotch these days.

My love for you is like a truck, Berserker
Would you like some making fuck, Berserker
My love for you is like a rock, Berserker

The Berserker is just so obscene
Likes evil people you know what I mean
He takes your soul and then just rips you apart
He'll steal your heart

Would you like to smoke some pot, Berserker
My love for you is ticking clock, Berserker
Would you like to suck my cock, Berserker
Would you like some making fuck, Berserker

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you is my elf ho