Age: 52
Sex: Male
Sexuality: Straight
Relationship: Sleeping Around
Occupation: Freelance Gynecologist
Location: Las Vegas, NV. USA

My Biography
Name: A.N. Matalon

Born/Standard: 11 March 1971

Born/Hebrew: 14 Adar 5731 (Purim)

Chinese: Metal Pig

Psych Type: ENFP

Place Of Birth: California

Where I'm From: NYC, Upper West Side

Where I Live Now: Las Vegas, NV

Education: Syracuse University '93, Lee Strasberg Theatre Institute,
NYC 1998-2000, American Academy Of Dramatic Arts, NYC '02

Where I've Lived: Lake Havasu City, Az/Los Angeles, CA/Sun Valley, ID/Elko, NV/East Hampton, NY/Westhampton Beach, NY/Syracuse, NY(college), New York City/Atlanta, GA/Strasbourg, France/Doylestown, PA/Las Vegas, NV

Countries Ive Been To: British Virgin Islands, Canada, Jamaica, France, Germany, Switzerland, Belgium, Netherlands, Luxembourg, Monaco, Spain, Gibraltar, Morocco

Countries I Plan To Visit: Israel, Brazil, South Africa, Singapore,

Occupation (ideal): Actor

Occupation (pays the bills): Blackjack Dealer

Other music faves beside LoA: Lacuna Coil, Cocteau Twins, The Verve, Spiritualized, Zero 7, Massive Attack, Beastie Boys, Nikka Costa, Thievery Corporation, Rolling Stones, Dandy Warhols, Brian Jonestown Massacre, The Clash, Sex Pistols, Death In Vegas, nine inch nails, M.I.A., Scissor Sisters

"Favorite LoA" Song/Album?: Its too difficult to choose. All of them are great in their own way. I chose Greatest T*ts because its a nice variety. Incomplete, but nice. Besides, how the hell do you assemble a greatest hits package for LoA? "Fingerlickin Good", "Me and Myself", "Out Comes The Evil", "Stripper" and "Am I Sexy" are my latest infatuations, but again, its tough to single one out.

Currently obsessed with: Mash ups! Bastard Pop! Bootlegs! Whatever you want to call it. Madonna singing to a Sex Pistols song? Theres something to it...

Favorite Food: Middle Eastern, Mexican, Italian, Spanish

Favorite word: Linoleum (could not pronounce it as a child. Nelolium. Lelolium. Menolium. LOL)

Favorite Curse Word: Fuck

Favorite Place In The World: Marbella, Spain

Roulette Bet: 11 Black

Something Random: I shave my body hair off, though Im pretty hairy in my pics. LOL Hey, this is Vegas baby, not the stone age. Guys, shave your armpit hair. Trust me. The chicks know what theyre doing. You wont be disappointed.

Guilty Pleasures: The Simple Life, Drawn Together, Shorties Watching Shorties, Growing Up Gotti, Wonder Showzen, Family Guy (Giggity!)

Favorite TV Show: Dead Like Me (Showtime) Ive heard that its cancelled now. Stupid fucking assholes.

Honorable Mentions Past and Present: Lost, Las Vegas, CSI, Law and Order, Will and Grace, Seinfeld, Magnum PI, Soap

Favorite Movies: Raiders of the Lost Ark, Westworld, Andromeda Strain, Catch 22, Clockwork Orange, Strange Days, Monty Pythons Life of Brian and Holy Grail, The Gods Must Be Crazy, Madness Of King George, Fight Club, Starship Troopers, Sleeper, Serial Mom

Fashion Sense: Either all black, or all white. I have 2 black velvet suits. They are my favorite. Im sort of a 70s playboy style mixed with 21st century sensibility...Or lack thereof depending on your perspective... LOL

Legal Medications I Have Been Prescribed For The Day To Day Tedium Or Life And Its Repurcussions, Ill Leave The Illegal Ones Up TO Your Imaginations: Atarax, Ativan, Clonidine, Dalmane, Trazadone, Zyprexa, Prozac, Zoloft, Celexa, Elavil, Halcion, Klonopin, Restoril, Wellbutrin...Oh, and Naltrexone. How could I forget...

Legal Medications I Currently Take, Albeit Infrequently For Insomnia: Dalmane (thats all! :o)

Most Useless Medications On The Planet: Anti Depressants
Astrological Stuff (with some comments of my own in parentheses)

Rising Sign is in 07 Degrees Sagittarius
You are known for being open, frank, outgoing and honest. At times, though, you are also blunt and quite indiscreet. Others have to learn not to take everything you say personally, because you usually do not mean any harm. You appreciate living your life in a straightforward and simple manner -- you dislike social niceties and consider them to be hindrances to real communication. (life is short. lets fuck) You have lots and lots of energy and tend to become quite restless if you feel confined. You demand the freedom to do as you choose -- you must be self- directed or you feel trapped and anxious. With your abundant energy, you enjoy being outdoors, and you should be attracted to physical exercise or to those forms of sport which can help you burn off some of that excess energy. Very gregarious, you love to socialize -- your innate enthusiasm livens up any gathering. (well, I dont mean to

Sun is in 21 Degrees Pisces.
Extremely sensitive and emotional, you absorb the emotions of others; positive or negative, like a sponge. Emotionally vulnerable, you are easily upset and tend to cry readily. You are at your best when you can structure your environment in such a way that you are surrounded by positive, upbeat people. You are very helpful and understanding of the needs of others. Indeed, at times this can be a disadvantage, because you can be a sucker for anyone who needs help. (hah, but dont count on it...) Shy, dreamy, romantic in nature, you delight in retreating into your private fantasy world. Just be careful that you do not get lost in it! Trust your intuitions -- you may be quite psychic. ("do you think you're psychic? maybe you are!" ~starship troopers)

Moon is in 23 Degrees Virgo.
You tend to be serious-minded but cheerful for the most part. You need tasks that engage both your mind and your hands. A careful worker, you enjoy making things. You are neat and orderly, and are very concerned with good health habits. (LOL foul ball, strike 1) Fastidious to the extreme, you cannot tolerate messes and will immediately clean them up. (strike 2, nothing but air) Reserved, shy, and very self-critical, you tend to be very hard on yourself. You usually will go out of your way to be helpful and useful to others. Practical, reliable, efficient and conservative, at times you are a bit of a prude. You are known to lead a simple, uncomplicated, frugal, methodical and unemotional lifestyle. (swing, and the foul tip is caught, and the batter is OUT) You are devoted and caring to those you love. (yep. :o)

See You In Hell, Baby

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 2 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Second Level of Hell!

Second Level of Hell

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

(Hey, sounds good to me, babe...Thanx for the link, Il Duce)

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Low
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Moderate
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low

Take the test, copy/paste:

****Though I protest my high and very high ratings in levels 7 and 8.

10 Sage Items Of Advice From Me To You:

1. Double down when youve got 10 or 11, always split Aces.. 8's only against a 8 or less.
2. If you do drugs, dont let them do you
3. When in doubt, just have sex. I mean fuck it. Life is short
4. Read something every day
5. Learn to express yourself through a musical instrument
6. Stay the fuck away from heroin at all costs
7. Travel as much as you can
8. Remember the words of the Butthole Surfers:
"The funny thing about regret is that its better to regret something that you have done, then to regret something that you havent. Oh, and by the way, if you see your mother this weekend, be sure to tell her, SATAN SATAN SATAN!!" Ha ha.
9. Dont forget to laugh at yourself when necessary either.
10. Dont be an idiot.


"I am Matar Osman of the Planet Dalmane! I am an intergalactic bank robber!" (shout out to sonicleash)

Quotes: "Let me get out of these wet clothes and into a dry martini." ~R. Benchly "The Major & The Minor"

"Function in disaster, finish with style" ~Madeira School Motto

What Do I Want With Me When Im Stranded On A Desert Island? - (25 Votes)

A Boat, You Idiot!! - 10 (40%)
A Loved One - 6 (24%)
Lots Of Pot Fuck Civilization! - 6 (24%)
A Hated One - 2 (8%)
Musical Instrument - 1 (4%)

Marriage Is... - (28 Votes)

Perfect For 2 Loving People - 15 (53%)
Great For Tax Purposes - 6 (21%)
The Precursor To Divorce - 5 (17%)
Insane - 2 (7%)
Atavistic - 0 (0%)
If I Could Rule The World, Who Would I Want To Be? - (25 Votes)

Caligula - 8 (32%)
Alexander The Great - 7 (28%)
Cleopatra - 6 (24%)
Kublai Khan - 3 (12%)
Catherine The Great - 1 (4%)
Which "-ism" Works For You? (tell the truth!!) - (21 Votes)

Anarchism - 9 (42%)
Marxism (not stalinism) - 7 (33%)
Democratic Republicanism - 5 (23%)
Fascism (not nazism) - 0 (0%)
Monarchism - 0 (0%)
Whats Yer Poison? - (16 Votes)

Tequila - 7 (43%)
Beeeeeeer! - 3 (18%)
Red Bull & Vodka - 3 (18%)
Jagermeister - 2 (12%)
Liquid X - 1 (6%)
The Best Hash Comes From...(Amsterdam Doesnt Count. It All Winds Up There) - (17 Votes)

Bangkok - 7 (41%)
Beirut - 4 (23%)
Casablanca - 3 (17%)
Kathmandu - 2 (11%)
Bogota - 1 (5%)
What Superpower Do I Want? - (24 Votes)

Invisibility At Will - 8 (33%)
Telekinesis - 7 (29%)
Seeing The Future - 4 (16%)
Flying - 3 (12%)
Super Strength - 2 (8%)

Lords of Acid - Pretty In Kink