Sex: Male
Sexuality: Straight
Occupation: Evading and defying authority.
Location: Home of Harley, WI. USA

My Biography

Redneck Tanktop




If you have something too fucking say................SAY IT!!!!

Temptation resisted is the true measure of character.

"Live for today, fuck tomorrow, as long as no one gets hurt."
-Me 1995

The only time you will see a Lite beer in my hand is when I'm dead and someone put it there

90% of what comes out of this cake hole is BS ........ the other 110% happens to be pure facts. You sort them out.

"When in doubt, empty the magazine."
-Mahatma Gandhi 1949

Last night you were, unhinged. You were like some desperate, howling demon. You frightened me.
...Do it again.
-Morticia Addams

"I don't reckon I got no reason to kill nobody."
-Karl Childers

"Laissez les bon temps rouler"
-Joseph Stalin 1942

"I know nassing Col. Hogan!"
-Sgt. Schultz 1942

Long time no viddy, droog
-Alexander de Large

"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference. The Marines don't have that problem."
--President Ronald Reagan, 1985

"There are two kinds of people, those that do the work and those that take the credit. Try to be in the first group, there is less competition there."
-Indira Gandhi

"The mission of Marine artillery is to kill as many Godless enemy bastards and their subhuman, immoral cohorts as possible with the least expenditure of munitions and to integrate all supporting fires to restore cave dwelling as an accepted way of life in the former enemy region!"
-Ft. Sill Artillery Detachment

"You guys line up alphabetically by height." And, "You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle."
-Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach

"Any of you fuckin' pricks move and
I'll execute every one of you
motherfuckers! Got that?"
-Honey Bunny

"Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings...they
did it by killing all those who opposed them."
-Moe Howard 1939

"What was that flash"
-Mayor of Hiroshima 1945

"I do not know with what weapons World War 3 will be fought, but World War 4 will be fought with sticks and stones. "
-A. Einstein 1946

"Opportunities multiply as they are seized."
-Sun Tzu

"Don't squat with your spurs on."
-Tycho Brahe 1545

Clinton was doing the work of three men: Larry, Curly and Moe.

If you see a bear in the woods remember, kids and old people are easier to outrun when you push them over.

?You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.?
-Wayne Gretzky

Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.

No kind of sensation is keener and more active than that of pain; its impressions are unmistakable.
-Marquis de Sade

Sleep, those little slices of death, how I loathe them.
-Edgar Allen Poe

"We have done so much with so little for so long that now we can do anything with nothing."
-Dave Marcis

I treat dosage like speed limits. They are a suggestion to me.

"Victory belongs to the most persevering"
-Napoleon Bonaparte--

"Before criticizing someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then, when you do criticize them, you will be a mile away and have their shoes."

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
-Isaac Asimov

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone.... but they've always worked for me.

We cannot expect people to have respect for law and order until we teach respect to those we have entrusted to enforce those laws.
-Hunter S. Thompson

Men of genius are admired. Men of wealth are envied. Men of power are feared. But only men of character are trusted.
-Arthur Friedman

Only those who risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.
-T.S. Eliot

"All I want for any of my friends is a smile on their faces, how it gets there, I care not."

"Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!" --- Frank Booth

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

"People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf."
-George Orwell

I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner.

You start with a bag full of luck and an empty bag of experience. The trick is to fill the bag of experience before you empty the bag of luck.

"Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges.
I don't have to show you any stinking badges!"
-Gold Hat "The Treasure of the Sierra Madre" (1948)

"She peeped over the edge of the mushroom, and her eyes immediately met those of a large blue caterpillar, that was sitting on the top, with its arms folded, quietly smoking a long hookah, and taking not the smallest notice of her or of anything else."
?Lewis Carroll

I have no sympathy for the $hitbags in the Abu Ghraib prison. I noticed that none of them were burnt alive, hacked up and hung from a bridge in front of a jeering mob.

Sup with that BS? My tax dollars are being wasted!!!

You will give your rifle a girl's name because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary J. Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over.
-Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor:

If you ladies leave my island, if you survive
recruit training ... you will be a weapon, you
will be a minister of death, praying for war.
But until that day you are pukes! You're the
lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even
human fucking beings!
You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian shit!
Because I am hard, you will not like me. But
the more you hate me, the more you will
learn. I am hard, but I am fair! There is no
racial bigotry here! I do not look down on
niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you
are all equally worthless! And my orders are
to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack
the gear to serve in my beloved Corps! Do
you maggots understand that?
-Gunnery Sgt. Hartman;

"What now? Well let me tell you
what now. I'm gonna call a couple
pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to
work on homes here with a pair of
pliers and a blow torch.
(to Zed)
Hear me talkin' hillbilly boy?! I
ain't through with you by a damn
sight. I'm gonna git Medieval on
your ass."

Be aware.....
.....that the French government announced yesterday that it has raisedits terror alert level from Run to Hide.
The only two higher levels in France are Surrender and Collaborate.The Rise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing their military.

And drink your beer.


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