VintageBoi
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Age: 40
Sex: Female
Sexuality: Omnisexual
Relationship: Player
Occupation: J.A.F.O.
Location: (Lords vs.) Detroit, MI. USA
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One Year Today June 25, 2010



Halo and I discuss what's in the air tonight:
Me: I'm sure he was CONTROLLING ME when I didn't send a message
Halokitty: oh and yes i am soooo sure that was what was happening. ill bet more like you controlled him im sure he logged in a couple times to be liek "what! WHAT THERE SHE IS where is my birtyghday message WHY ISNT MY MIND CONTROL REACHING MI IS THERE A STORM RAGING OUTSIDE OF THE ONE WITHIN ME?!?!??!"

Cannot stop laughing...oh my God.


October 7, 2009 12:47 AM: Volume I Book 2 typed (non-edited) completed. Whew!!! What a ride.


VB ♥'s HALO + MJ + MST3K



Conversation between Dawn at I at CitiMO'GAGE
At the fax machine:
me: Move it, JJ.
Dawn: Whatchoo talkin 'bout?
me: *laughs*
***pause***
me: You totally just threw me Gary Coleman, dood.
Dawn: *laughs* Ummm..."dy-no-miiiiiite"...
me: That's better...You should really learn yer Negros.
Dawn: It's not like it's February!
me: AHAHAHAHAH


Borota and I **again**, introducing Kyle on my other side:
Kyle:(standing up): oh so what have we got today?? Somethin healthy??
me: (eating salad): Kyle, sit down.
Kyle: Hey that's got broccoli in it. Helps against cancer!
me: yeah but I smoke...
Kyle: broccoli...and coffee...and....dark chocolate!!
me: *(points to coffee on desk)* Two outta three ain't bad.
Brandon: who cares. Breathing will kill you.
me: especially if you breathe in front of a moving bus
Brandon: hahahahahahahaha
me: Wasn't that in Final Destination? Somebody gets killed by a bus?
Brandon: Yeah. I think so. The final scene. A sign fell..
me: (not hearing) Seinfeld???????? He killed someone??
Brandon: A *SIGN*. *FELL*.
me: (chewing) oh good! whew.


Conversation between Brandon Borota and I at work:
Me: Well, it's a really dumb movie. It's not about the Future and there's no War, so yeah, aptly named. The weird thing though is the kickboxing hero actually *looks* like Jean-Claude Van Damme.
Brandon: Really?
Me: Yeah. Huh. Jean-Claude Van Damme. Wonder where he is now...
Brandon: Wherever he is, he's doing the splits.
Me: AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAH


AH, HALOKITTY...

Making CoA FABULOUS one hair colour at a time

♥♥♥♥♥♥



One of my favourite Seinfeld sketches:
Exterior shot. NY sidewalk. Due to incessant faxing, she's changed her phone number. Instead of the classic 212 area code, it's now 646:
Man: You're probably not the kind of girl who gives her number out.
Elaine: *eager* Yes I am! Here ya go! *hands over number*
Man: (obviously put off) 646?? What is this???
Elaine: It's the new area code! It's not different; it's just changed! They took the 212...multiplied it by 3...then added a 1...to the middle number..
Man: (a beat) Do I have to dial a "1"?
Elaine: (noticably wounded) ....yeah.
Man: *crumples paper* I'm kinda seeing somebody...*walks off*
Elaine: Yeah? (yells after him) So am I!!


7/24/2009: End of two week break. Begin typed version of Volume One Book II-------------whup, whup ---nyuk nyuk


Jason, regarding television show "Everybody Loves Raymond" 07/22/2009:
it's like watching an already d*ckless man attempting to virtually GROW a p**sy


07/08/2009: Completed Volume One Book II: longhand version around 9:20 PM


Makes me wanna SCREAM...

1958-2009



The universe is waiting
for you
to live a life that's happy
and free
let's all go out and reach for the sun
happiness and love could be for everyone
if we just tried
a little harder

-Angela Bofill



R.I.P. CHUCK DALY, DETROIT PISTONS COACH



Conversation at work between Deb and I, May 6, 2009
Deb: (picking up Wall Street Journal) Hey, the CEO of Freddie Mac killed himself!
Me: Again??!
Deb: Whattaya mean, "again"??
Me: There was a CEO that killed himself. Wasn't he 41 or somethin?
Deb: (flipping over paper and reading) Oh yeah! Says he did it in April. Why are they talking about it now??
Me: Mmm. Layoffs.


How old were you when you first let a man make love to you?
Next, who was he?
Next, how did you feel at the time?
Next, how did you feel afterward?
What did you feel, what did you think, were you pleased, frightened, ecstatic, disgusted?
What did he say, what words did you speak, that's what I want to know,
now, tell me, now, now, all of it, now, yes! Yes!

-Queen, Nine Inch Nails


Spring is here again, tender age in bloom, he knows not what it means, sell the kids for food, we can have some more ♥ The water is so yellow, I'm a healthy student, you're my vitamins♥Take your time, hurry up, the choice is yours, don't be late♥And just maybe I'm to blame for all I've heard but I'm not sure, I'm so excited I can't wait to meet you there but I don't care♥ I don't care if it's old, I don't mind if I don't have a mind, get away from your home♥Have to have poison skin, give an inch take a smile♥Never met a wise man, if so it's a woman, gotta find a way to find a way, I had better wait♥One more special message to go, as defense I'm neutered and spayed, what the hell am I trying to say? I got so high that I scratched till I bled♥The second coming came in and out of the closet♥At the end of the rainbow and your rope♥Don't hurt yourself, I want some help to help myself, she's just as bored as me♥I've got this friend you see, who makes me feel, I don't regret a thing♥And the animals I've trapped have all become my pets♥Our little group has always been and always will until the end, with the lights out it's less dangerous, here we are now entertain us, I feel stupid and contagious, here we are now entertain us, a mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, my libido, yay, yay, a denial. I'm worse at what I do best and for this gift I feel blessed, I found it hard, it was hard to find, oh well, whatever, nevermind.

-Nirvana, cover lining


Thriller Rap

Darkness falls across the land
The midnight hour is close at hand
Creatures crawl in search of blood
To terrorize y'awl's neighborhood
And whosoever shall be found
Without the soul for getting down
Must stand and face the hounds of hell
And rot inside a corpse's shell
The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of forty thousand years
And grizzly ghouls from every tomb
Are closing in to seal your doom
And though you fight to stay alive
Your body starts to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The evil of the thriller
(laughter)

-Michael Jackson, RIP



"It doesn't matter if you win or lose
it's how you play the game
so get into the groove"
-Madonna



"One thing you must always remember and consider:
Is the math.
And the velocity of the machine.
And the angle of the uplift
And the angle of the downland."

- Gary Busey



Servo ponders a terrible werewolf transition in Robert Zarindast production, "Werewolf":
Servo: Ya know, he's just NOT my idea of a werewolf! I mean he's somewhat hirsute but...
Mike: Turns out he's not a werewolf; he's just Greek.
Servo: Aaaaahhh...


VINTAGEBOI'S MARQUEE

LINDA EVANGELISTA She's been hailed as Milla Jovovich's twin, a credit I'm sure Milla enjoys, being twelve to thirteen years younger. I never had a love jones for Ms. Evangelista, but I liked looking at her. She's part of the reason the 90's were fun: glamour *bravado*. Evangelista's had more hair colours than the pope's had confessions, a partial reason why the industry has dubbed her "The Chameleon". I hope you enjoy. I already know I will.
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The antonym of TRACTABLE is: - (69 Votes)

unmanageable - 45 (65%)
incapable - 12 (17%)
unreal - 6 (8%)
mortal - 3 (4%)
irreligious - 3 (4%)
THE ANSWER: UNMANAGEABLE

Nomination for Next Main Profile Showcase: - (69 Votes)

Kate Beckinsale - 27 (39%)
Cate Blanchett - 17 (24%)
Kate Hudson - 15 (21%)
Katie Holmes - 10 (14%)
Kate Bosworth - 0 (0%)
*hands u pistol* how about a lil' roulette? - (23 Votes)

click... - 7 (30%)
ka-blammo - 5 (21%)
click...! - 5 (21%)
click - 3 (13%)
click...? - 3 (13%)
Lost anyone to the war in Iraq (a.k.a VIET-NOW)? - (69 Votes)

No - 34 (49%)
Bring em home - 24 (34%)
Yes - 7 (10%)
Dulce et decorum est... - 4 (5%)
MIA - 0 (0%)

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