Age: 44
Sex: Female
Sexuality: Bi-Sexual
Relationship: Enslaved By Master
Occupation: ISP Tech
Location: Concord, CA. USA
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My Biography

Don't ask me why but I was walking down the streets of Fairfax, California and I saw this flyer hangin' on a telephone pole, and it said


For a $10 "donation" you could see silver fillings turn
To gold and other "supernormal dental happenings."
New caps! Filled cavities! Bring a flashlight and a mirror and observe

But wait a minute didn't I just read about how the cops are getting parents to plant bugging devices in their kids' teeth so if they disappear they can track 'em before they wind up on the backs of milk cartons and all that

And didn't I read that these devices can go two-way and everything that I do or say is all goin' on tape somewhere right now planted in my cavities and they didn't even tell me no wonder every bad thing in and out of my mouth keeps winding up on my employment record

All those fillings
All those crowns
I'll show them who's the boss of my big mouth!

Where's the pliars?
God dammit! Where's the pliars?!?
Wilma! Where'd you put my electric drill!!
This is all coming out now-TODAY!

Agh! Agh! Agh!
Agh! Agh! Agh!
Agh! Agh! Agh!

Must be some kind of conspiracy the whole world's a God damn conspiracy look anywhere long enough, you're gonna find a conspiracy
Man, LIFE is a conspiracy!

Agh! Agh! Agh!
Agh! Agh! Agh!
Agh! Agh! Agh!

Up my nose
Where did all these wires come from?
How far up into my skull do they go? I pull out more and more copper spagetti

How'd my Weekly World News get all wet?
God damn fishsticks melted again
What are they trying to do to me?
No secrets in the land of the free!

no one's gonna tell me what to do
It's worth eating baby food
The rest of my life
To be a free man
Probably wouldn't understand me anyway

so i go to the movie store yesterday (6/25), and this freek behind the counter says while staring at my... shirt, "so... childrenofacid, what's that?"
where my buddy pipes up, "It's the lord of acid fan site,"
and with this stunned look on his face he hurries for a pen and paper to write down the URL.
that's right, children of acid, bringing freeks around the world together.

The "Quick Recap" for those who care. I work in Hell, while I'm on here, 99% of the time, it's from Hell, so forgive me if I don't respond right away to mail. Other then, I'm a little kid who loves to have fun.

some of my fav bands included:
KMFDM, Ministry, Tool, Dead Kennedys {JELLO RULES}, FLA, Front242, DJ Mystic, Paul Oakenfold, Simon Apex, The Doors, Pink Floyd, AC/DC, Metallica, Alcaline Trio, Drop Kick Murphys, LARD and many others that i won't bore you with.

Feel like chatting it up? i'm on Yahoo! all damn day... talk to me freeks!

Last note, this site takes MONEY to run, don't sit around on here taking up space with out putting in something. BUY SOMTHING, GET A MEMBERSHIP, DONATE, but please DO SOMETHING.

~Praise the Lords and Bless the Children~
Do you Drink and Drive? - (61 Votes)

Sometimes, I try not to - 20 (32%)
Yep, sure do - 15 (24%)
Nope, never - 13 (21%)
Don't Drive - 9 (14%)
Don't Drink - 4 (6%)