Age: 45
Sex: Male
Sexuality: Straight
Relationship: Single
Occupation: Permanent Vacation
Location: Albuquerque, NM. USA

My Biography
Your Scissor Sisters Name is


How's this for duality?

You are an angel of the forest. You love to have a good time and to get in trouble. For you, it's all fun and games. You like to have friends, preferably not human, and can converse with all animals. You love to party, and like to be alone. You are a deep person, but most people miss it. Thinking that you are just childish and young. Which you are not. You are old, and wise, even if nobody can see it. You know what the real world is like, better that your peers. You have a naturally beatiful singing voice, and are a natural with most instruments.
You can often loose your self. But will always find yourself again. For that is just who you are.

Be happy. Never change. Because you are beautiful.

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell
The Malebolge

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High

Level descriptions:
Take the test:

IlDuce - Edward Morningside (Who needs VIAGRA? Not this Kat...Known for having Morning Wood 24/7)


Wanting To Be Someone Else Is A Waste Of The Person You Are
-Kurt Cobain


"The key to living is moderation. The key to LIFE is excess"

"Depression is just anger without enthusiasm"
-Quit feeling sorry for your selves and FUCKING DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT

If the meek inherit the earth who's gonna take charge?

Its Better To Die On Your Feet Than Live On Your Knees

Absolute power corrupts absolutely

Don't take any guff from these fucking swine
-Raul Duke Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Remember... the light at the end of the tunnel may be You.

Life's a journey not a destination

100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?
- cant remember

If we weren't all crazy we would go insane
- Jimmy Buffet

You ain't much fun since I quit drinkin
Toby Keith

Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste death but once.

I'm gonna live forever if the good die young
-Tracy Lawrence

War is an ugly thing but not the ugliest of things; the decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feelings which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. A man who has nothing which is more important than his own personal swafety is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of BETTER MEN THAN HIMSELF.
- John Stuart Mill

No one here gets out alive
-Jim Morrison

I don't know about you but I'm getting out before the whole shithouse goes up in flames
-Jim Morrison

Trample the Weak
Hurdle the Dead

Hell, even Satan himself is entitled to legal counsel.
-Dr. Gonzo Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

I think shit's funny

Sometimes I do what I want, the rest of the time I do what I have to.

We ain't wrong we ain't sorry and it's probably gonna happen again
-Tracy Bird

Lords of Acid - Pretty In Kink