?See I think drugs have done some good things for us, I really do, and if you don't believe drugs have done good things for us, do me a favor: go home tonight and take all your albums, all your tapes, and all your cds and burn 'em. 'cause you know the musicians who made all that great music that's enhanced your lives throughout the years.... rrrrrrrrreal f**kin high on drugs.?
1) I NEED TO TELL YOU A SECRET (LO0K AT #5)
2) THE ANSWER IS (L0OK AT #11)
3) D0NT GET MAD (L0OK AT #15)
4) CALM DOWN DONT BE PISSED ( L0OK AT #13)
5) FIRST (L0OK AT #2)
6) D0NT BE THAT MAD (L0OK AT #12)
7) I JUST WANTED TO SAY Hi...LOL
8) WHAT I WANTED TO TELL YOU IS...(THE ANSWER IS ON #14)
9) BE PATIENT (L0OK AT #4)
10) THIS IS THE LAST TIME IMMA DO THIS (L0OK AT #7)
11) IM NOT MAD WHEN IM SAYIN THIS:( (L0OK AT#6)
12) S0RRY (L0OK AT #8)
13) D0NT BE GETTIN ALL HYPE (L0OK AT #10)
14) I D0NT KNO HOW TO SAY THIS (L0OK AT #3)
15) YOU MUST BE REALLY PISSED 0F (L0OK AT NUMBER #9)
29 And God said, ?See, I have given you every herb that yields seed which is on the face of all the earth, and every tree whose fruit yields seed; to you it shall be for food. 30 Also, to every beast of the earth, to every bird of the air, and to everything that creeps on the earth, in which there is life, I have given every green herb for food?; and it was so.
evil chickens are taking over the world and the only way to stop them is to poke Santa's favourite elf with a very sharp fish. The elf will roll down a hill, and trigger a secret mechanism, that fires three hundred tonnes of dirty underwear into the air. A specially timed heron, flying through the air, will be caught by the bra strap of one piece of underwear. The item will make him drop like a tonne of sand, and he will land perfectly on a boat. The boat (obviously driven by a blind version of Marilyn Mansons' left testicle) will drive to a renedzvous point, where Mrs Beaver will unload the dead Tidal Wave, put it into a sack made of transparent air, and carry it to a hole in the sky. She will throw the bag into the hole, it will travel through time and space, land on Santa's pillow, waking him up. Santa will dash up, put on his fake beard (we all know he is actually Mr Blobby in disguise right?) and he will save the world by cooking the evil chickens in a big inflatable dart-board. So basically you have no need to worry - its all under control. The reason i say all this is purely to make sure you're still alive, and if you are W/B, cos its lonely under these socks. Random? who? ME? nah! dont be silly you green penguin-shaped sheep painter.