My Biography
In the mirrors of the many judgments, my hands are the color of blood. I am a part of the evil which exists to oppose other evils. On that Great Day of which prophets speak but in which they do not truly believe, on that day when the world is completely cleansed of evil, then I, too, will go down into darkness, swallowing curses. Perhaps even sooner than that, I now judge. But whatever... Until that time, I shall not wash my hands nor let them hang useless.
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shagging nuns for fun and profit!
Anti-Pope : magus
Missionary Matriarch of Chartreuse : ereshkigal
Mother Superior of Vulnerable Fucking : vulnerable
Lay Sister of Sultry Photo Manipulation : MORGOTH
Worshipper of Whores: Fiona
Arch Cardinal of Glass : Adramelech
Cardinal of Filming : Cmd42rmMFD
Mother Superior of Tools : missddevil
The Priest : nigg
Mother Superior of Confusion : redgirl
Faith Healer : darkangel
Bishop of Voodoo : Azreal
High Priest of Involuntary Stigmata : Pain
Oracle of the Downfall of Lemurs : kijinchan
Lay Sistah of Ninja Kitten School Girls : Kittycore
Reverend of Redheads : misfitt
Bishop of Scantily-clad Supermodels : VintageBoi
Kitten Lay Sister of Socks : halokitty
Disciple of Debaucherous Deviance : Spiderlily
High Priestess of Erotic Photography : Ravenesque
Arch Priest of Lustful Desires : Priester
Priestess of the Highest Level : pumpkin
The Priestess : nameless
Spooky Sister of Muffins : Spooky
Arch Cardinal Bloodsucker : lonevamp
Vicar of The Church of BDSM and Eternal Damnation : Tresses
Arch Reverend of Restraint : Bluemaiden
Priestess of Gothic Chamber Music : gothic666
Jägermeister Prophet : Sp00ksh0w
Apostle of Sex : Jazzy
Preacher of Curriculum Masturbation : RyAn
Minister of Redemption : MstrR
Vicar of Sexual Pleasure : SatansGirl
Rabbi of Nun-Shagging : TrustNo1
Evangelist of Gotherotic : LordZevai
Priestess of Leg Humping : kornchild
Rabbi of Chickenhead Pluckin' : haikufive
Chaplain Son of Sodomy : NON3NTITY
Priestess of Reapers : rebel8
Lay Sister of the Graveyard : Mystery
Canon Linguist to Lustful Nuns : crusty
Cardinal Sinner : darkvixen
Cardinal of Souls : ISUCK69
Mother Superior of Giving Head : cassdra69
Bishop of War : livecorpse
Priest of Self Gratification : DoggieTom
Arch Bishop of Foul Play : SexyZen
Sister Submission : LeXXX
Cantor of Bloody Orgasms : sonicleash
Priestess of Nipple Play : KellyKat
Shaman of Ed Wood : steve00
High Priestess of Fucking Demons & Angels : DrkGoddess
Priestess of Perversion : isabeau
High Priestess of Madcap Tomfoolery : pinky
Prophet of Secret Liaisons : envyjoy
Priestess of the Pedophiles : dope
High Priestess of Virtual Vibrations : azcrazygur
Martyr of Sexual Frustration : IFeelSick
Prophet of Oral Sex : niprings
Demonic Evangelist of War : Grim
Rabbi of the Synagogue of Kink : Riotgirl
Masturbating Martyr : buriedlive
Altarboy of Pleasurable Sins : Buddah
Acolyte of Ignorance : cRazYwaDs
Shaman of Sexual Release : TripGirl
Ascetic Gnostic : tripsy
Sister Mary Spanka' : BitchLikeU
The Dervish Lama : Ragamuffin
Zombie Sister of Kink : flingspoo
Still room on the altar for more!
A few titles still available: Abbe, Abbess, Abbot, Apostle, Arch Deacon, Arch Priest, Archbishop, Arch cardinal, Ascetic Gnostic, Brahman, Brother, Canon, Cantor, Channel, Chaplain, Deacon, Dervish, Disciple, Emissary, Evangelist, Father, Field Missionary, Flying Missionary, Friar, Guru, Imam, Lama, Lay Sister, Martyr, Minister, Missionary, Monk, Monsignor, Pastor General, Preacher, Preceptor, Priest, Priestess, Prophet, Rabbi, Rector, Revelator, Reverend, Seer, Sister, Shaman, Swami, Teller, Vicar
My Evil Plan!
Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first clone a wealthy heiress. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you must steal the Internet. This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of mad scientists hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must send forth your armies of destruction, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with dear god no, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your incredible power, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.
Make your own!
http://www.darksites.com/evilplan.php
Keep always this dim corner for me, that I may sit while the Green Hour glides, a proud pavine of Time. For I am no longer in the city accursed, where Time is horsed on the white gelding Death, his spurs rusted with blood.
I am a man of reason, a man of culture, a man of stern corsetry and loose morals. The way will sometimes be stony and dark, but with the guiding light of Beelzebub, a hipflask of absinthe and various slim volumes of decadent poetry I will surely claw my way to the distant chimera of certitude and hope.
I design websites; write when inspiration hits me; experiment with sleep deprivation techniques for fun (Uberman sleep schedule!)... which I invariably fail at because I love sleeping; climb buildings; act silly; love films; read a gazillion books at the same time; dream of unusual matters; want to visit the Hyades... though the rest of the earth'll do, for now; do magic; walk in rain & storms; wear big torques; collect dice; spout poetry at the most inopportune moments; love old buildings (also to climb); want to be a Roman Emperor when I grow up; am mostly good-natured, a touch sardonic, perhaps, but not cynical; like cooking for more than one person; hate cooking for only me; do own that mad hatter hat, yes; hate wristwatches, but still want a backwards-running pocket watch; can name all of Ursa Major's stars; love tea; am free to answer any other question you have.
"First... a pardon. I should hate to be hounded further for acts which some might consider crimes, but which I prefer to think of as aesthetic statements. I have, after all, killed only the very dull."
MUSIC:
"I see patterns in the wind and in the sand
I see the stars, I read the clouds, I understand
Then the madness overwhelmed (I lost control)
It was cut out for each stain upon my soul"
Devil Doll ... Clan of Xymox ... Autechre ... Tom Waits ... Rammstein ... Feindflug ... Lake of Tears ... Camille Saint-Saëns ... Lords of Acid ... Nine Inch Nails ... Dargaard ... Sopor Aeternus ... The Tea Party ... Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart ... VNV Nation ... Killing Joke ... Inkubus Sukkubus ... Blind Guardian ... The Doors ... The Moody Blues ... They Might Be Giants ... New Order ... Sisters of Mercy ... Carl Orff ... Death In June ... My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult ... The Beatles ... Rasputina ... David Bowie ... Edguy ... Philip Glass ... Voivod ... Bauhaus ... Type 0 Negative ... Theatre of Tragedy ... U2 ... Nick Cave ... Enigma ... Moonspell ... Lacrimosa ... The Sinister Ducks ... Blue Öyster Cult ... Paradise Lost ... Dead Can Dance ... Therion ... Coil ... Lou Reed ... Sergei Rachmaninov ... The Cure ... Fields of the Nephilim ... The Velvet Underground
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READING:
"Oh the sin of writing such words, -- words which are clear as crystal, limpid and musical as bubbling springs, words which sparkle and glow like the poisoned diamonds of the Medicis! Oh the wickedness, the hopeless damnation of a soul who could fascinate and paralyze human creatures with such words, -- words understood by the ignorant and wise alike, words which are more precious than jewels, more soothing than Heavenly music, more awful than death itself."
Roger Zelazny ... Charles Baudelaire ... Oscar Wilde ... Joseph Campbell ... James George Fraser ... Ambrose Bierce ... William S. Burroughs ... Carl Gustav Jung ... Walt Whitman ... Gilbert K. Chesterton ... Robert Frost ... Friedrich Nietzsche ... William Gibson ... Eliphas Levi ... Donatien Alphonse François de Sade ... Franz Kafka ... Peitro de Abano ... William Blake ... Patrick Süskind ... Arthur Rimbaud ... Jack Vance ... Algernon Charles Swinburne ... Grimm Brothers ... Carlos Castaneda ... Joseph Conrad ... Clive Barker ... Heinrich Cornelius Agrippa ... Robert Anton Wilson ... Henry David Thoreau ... George Gordon, Lord Byron ... Poppy Z. Brite ... Snorri Sturluson ... Neal Stephenson ... Malaclypse the Younger... Isidore Ducasse, the Comte de Lautréamont ... J.R.R. Tolkien ... Dylan Thomas ... Søren Kierkegaard ... H.P. Lovecraft ... Nicolo Machiavelli ... Hubert Lampo ... Dan Simmons ... Douglas R. Hofstadter ... Neil Gaiman ... Theophrastus Philippus Aureolus Bombastus von Hohenheim, Paracelsus ... Sun-Tzu ... Lewis Carroll ... Raymond Chandler ... Plato ... Arthur Conan Doyle ... Terry Pratchett ... Fyodor Dostojevsky ... C.S. Lewis ... Lord Dunsany ... Jan Wolkers ... Hermann Hesse ... Tanith Lee ... Jean-Paul Sartre ... Joris-Karl Huysmans ... W.B. Yeats ... William Shakespeare ... Timothy Leary ... Stephen Brust ... Emile Cioran ... Aleister Crowley ... Rainer Maria Rilke ... Robert William Chambers ... Dante Alighieri ... John Milton ... Albert Camus ... John Dee ... Miguel de Cervantes ... Jean Genet ... Edgar Allan Poe
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FILM:
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the
Tannhauser gate.
All those moments will be lost in time.
Like tears in rain.
Time to die."
Amadeus ... Pride & Prejudice ... Ravenous ... MST3K ... Videodrome ... From Hell ... Delicatessen ... Apocalypse Now ... ... Great Expectations ... Excalibur ... Guys & Dolls ... The Company of Wolves ... Pi ... The Storyteller ... The Prophecy ... Blade Runner ... The Last Temptation of Christ ... Evil Dead III - Army of Darkness ... Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory ... Nosferatu: Eine Symphonie des Grauens ... Labyrinth ... The Dark Crystal ... La Cité des Enfants Perdus ... I, Claudius ... Lost Highway ... Bram Stoker's Dracula ... The Prisoner ... Quills ... Young Frankenstein ... Donnie Darko ... Un Chien Andalou ... The Big Sleep ... Clerks ... The Rocky Horror Picture Show ... Doctor Zhivago ... Candyman ... The Crow ... Hellraiser ... Lord of Illusions ... Dark City ... Monty Python's The Holy Grail ... Caligula ... A Night at the Opera ... Vidocq ... Le Pacte des Loups ... The Maltese Falcon ... Cube
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ART:
"Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad."
Giovanni Battista Piranesi ... M.C. Escher ... Claude Monet ... Caspar David Friedrich ... Hieronymus Bosch ... Salvador Dali ... Jackson Pollock ... Gustav Klimt ... Yoshitaka Amano ... J.K. Potter ... Edvard Munch ... H.R. Giger ... Theophile Steinlen ... Vincent van Gogh ... Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec ... Rembrandt van Rijn ... Antoni Gaudí ... Auguste Rodin ... Pablo Picasso ... James Abbott McNeill Whistler ... Walter Richard Sickert ... Luis Royo ... Michelangelo Merisi da Caravaggio ... Leonardo da Vinci ... Gustav Doré ... Carel Willink ... Francisco de Goya y Lucientes
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