joy
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Age: 46
Sex: Female
Sexuality: Curious
Relationship: Single
Occupation: professor of bitchology
Location: BOCA, FL. USA
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Crushes
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My Biography
♥ thatgirl ♥ is my..Particeps criminis





Who the hell voted for this idiot?!?!?!?!

"Boy, they were big on crematoriums, weren't they?"
--George Bush, touring Auschwitz in 1987.

"There's an old saying in Tennessee ? I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee ? that says, fool me once, shame on ? shame on you. Fool me ? you can't get fooled again."


Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He
concludes by saying, "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed
in an accident."

"OH NO!" the president exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously
watching as the president sits, his head cradled in his hands.

Finally, the president looks up and asks,
"How many is a Brazillion?"

(ok so this is a joke not a quote but i liked it)
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And now for quotes from people who are not Bush


"We need not worry so much about what man descends from-it's
what he descends to that shames the human race."
---Mark Twain


A coward is incapable of exhibiting love; it is the prerogative of the brave.

-Mohandas Gandhi


"We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public
office."
---Aesop

"The people who vote decide nothing. The people who count
the votes decide everything."
---Josef Stalin.

"..God only gave man enough blood to run one head at a time efficiently." -Tom Hanks

"I'm not going to change the way I look or the way I feel to conform to anything. I've always been a freak. So I've been a freak all my life and I have to live with that, you know. I'm one of those people." - John Lennon

"I believe in everything until it's disproved. So I believe in
fairies, the myths, dragons. It all exists, even if it's in your mind. Who's to say that dreams and nightmares aren't as real as the here and now? Reality leaves a lot to the imagination." - John Lennon

"Those in the cheaper seats clap. The rest of you rattle your jewelry." John Lennon, 1963 (Royal Variety Performance)

Can you tell that Lennon is one of my heros???

A qoute by me while talking to my bitchyboo about men..
"its one thing to have a dick and another thing to be a dick...they usually dont know the difference either"

This was in response to an email about Croc Hunter Steve Irwins death after being stung in the chest by a sting ray...
"Well you gotta say one thing for him. He lived life fully and loved what he did. He also died doing what he loved. I wish I could say the same for myself. Instead im stuck in a dead end job wiping up shit for a living. Know how pissed I'd be if I died from suffocating on a shitty diaper..." ( i take care of an elderly lady for a living)


I've come to the conclusion that my sole purpose in life may just be to serve as a warning for others!


seriously i found the best way to stop hating someone is to get fucked over by someone else ..it works for me --BitchULike


citygirlboo: hahah I was posting on some forum the other day my friend set up
citygirlboo: and I was talking to some guy on there and he was flirting with me
citygirlboo: he told me I could do whatever i wanted to him so I told him I would kill and and practice necrophilla on him
tastemylolly: lmao
citygirlboo: I think I scared him lmao
tastemylolly: uhh yeah
tastemylolly: i could see how that could do it
citygirlboo: thats why men never hang around i dont think they can handle me mwahahahahahaha
tastemylolly: but he would be dead....so he should have a permanant hard on
tastemylolly: haha
citygirlboo: he wouldnt put much of a fight up either
tastemylolly: would be like a dildo just heavier
tastemylolly: stick a motor up his ass and bam you have a vibrator
tastemylolly: lmao we are sick bitches

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he left for someone he knew for 2 weeks, should i.. - (43 Votes)

beat the bitch down - 15 (34%)
do nothing - 14 (32%)
put embarrasing pics on net - 10 (23%)
throw rotten eggs at them - 3 (6%)
vandalize their cars - 1 (2%)
Stats say only 3% of women can squirt.. - (69 Votes)

Im a guy - 30 (43%)
I can - 16 (23%)
I cant - 13 (18%)
female ejaculations a myth - 6 (8%)
squirt wtf? squirt what? - 4 (5%)

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Lords of Acid - Pretty In Kink