Baldy
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Age: 39
Sex: Male
Sexuality: Straight
Relationship: Single
Occupation: Networking
Location: Lakewood, OH. USA
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And yes, I do it just to piss you off


Maybe it's just me, maybe it's not. But you would think people would learn to spell instead of just typing whatever the hell they want....




What would be the best concert ever? Who would perform? Who would open? Send me a message and I'll post everyone's thoughts here!



I'm not one to say that we should not help those in need, but does anyone else think that it is totally ridiculous that we always find hundreds of millions of dollars to help other countries in need instead of constantly finding money to help those in need here, in our own country? Share your thoughts with me! And before you answer, let me make some things clear as to not offend. I understand that we create an emergency budget to help those in need, like those in the tsunami. This is foreign policy. I have been doing some research, and have failed to find much information on other countries that help the United States when they are in need, like all of the hurricanes this past year. If anyone has information about things like this, please share them with me. Also, I'm interested in finding information about how much aid was sent to the US after 9/11. I just don't see the need to help out others when they don't want to help us.


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POUR ME SOMETHING TALL AND STRONG..
MAKE IT A HURRICANE BEFORE I GO INSANE....IT'S ONLY HALF PAST TWELVE, BUT I DON'T CARE.....
IT'S 5 O'CLOCK SOMEWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Alan Jackson w/ Jimmy Buffett




It's hard to disagree with a lot of what old Andy says:

Andy Rooney said on 60 minutes a few weeks back: (for those of you that don't know Andy Rooney, he is an 82 year old US TV commentator)

I like big cars, big boats, big motorcycles, big houses and big campfires.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some governmental stooge with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts for squirting out babies.

Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.

I think that if you feel homosexuality is wrong, it is not a phobia, it is an opinion.

I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers. The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America. Try to have things like the United Caucasian College Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America; and see what happens. Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door.

When 70% of the people who get arrested are black, in cities where 70% of the population is black, that is not racial profiling. It is the Law of Probability.

I know what sex is, and there are not varying degrees of it. If I received sex from one of my subordinates in my office, it wouldn't be a private matter or my personal business. I would be "FIRED" immediately!

I believe that if you are selling me a milkshake, a pack of cigarettes, a newspaper or a hotel room, you must do it in English! As a matter of fact, if you want to be an American citizen, you should have to speak English!

My father and grandfather didn't die in vain so you can leave the countries you were born in to come over and disrespect ours. I think the police should have every right to shoot your sorry self if you threaten them after they tell you to stop. If you can't understand the word "freeze" or "stop" in English, see the above lines.

I don't think just because you were not born in this country, you are qualified for any special loan programs, government sponsored bank loans or tax breaks, etc., so you can open a hotel, coffee shop, trinket store, or any other business.

I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.

I know pro wrestling is fake, but so are movies and television. That doesn't stop you from watching them.

I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and continue to make more. If it ticks you off, go and invent the next operating system that's better, and put your name on the building. Ask your buddy that invented the Internet to help you.

It doesn't take a whole village to raise a child right, but it does take a parent to stand up to the kid; and smack their little behinds when necessary, and say "NO!"

"I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't pretend they are a political statement. And, please, stay home until that new lip ring heals. I don't want to look at your ugly infected mouth as you serve me French fries!

I am sick of "Political Correctness." I know a lot of black people, and not a single one of them was born in Africa; so how can they be "African Americans"? Besides, Africa is a continent. I don't go around saying I am a European American because my great, great, great, great, great, great grandfather was from Europe. I am proud to be from America and nowhere else.




My crush list is of my crushes. There are no rankings!!




SHORT BUS BORDELLO


We cater to the ELITE few


Ear Muff Snatcher
- Baldy



What would you do for a membership? Send me a message as to what you would do. I'll post all replies here...No names, of course :p


1. For a membership.. I would make mad wild funky cycodelic sex with ven for 4 hours.

2. I'll do... almost anything

3. i offer, kisses, hugs, exclusive pics, and anything under request.

4. But if someone were offering a membership or merchandise, I would send them pics and let them do a "special request", meaning outfit of thier choice(within reason) But there would be no nudity...I do have some morals, lol.

5. nothing

6. I would offer chocolate covered cum shots

7. what about paying 20$

8. give oral sex to a 90 year old man.

9. haha funny. i'd do just about anything, including whatever kind of pics you might desire. nudity is totally an option. as are close ups. KINKY, isnt it?

10. I would bungii jump naked off a skysraper in new york then make a mad dash through a tv station during a LIVE BRODCAST OF THE 6pm CNN NEWS

11. Well I would do pretty much anything Sexxy Deb, Darling Nikkie, or Praga Khan asked of me. With in a little bit of reason.



Say what you mean...mean what you say.

Don't try to be anyone else. Just Be you!!



I'm not going to judge you for speaking your mind and being yourself. Besides, who the hell am I to judge?



I'm just your everyday person. You want to know more, like what you see, hate what you see, let me know...No telling what I may just have to say. Send me a message, AIM, YAHOO, whatever. You want to talk? I'm here to listen and talk back. You don't wanna talk, that's your choice too.


Hmmm...what else? I will listen to just about anything once, twice if I like it. My musical tastes pretty much cover everything and am willing to listen to new things.

I will try just about anything and need that rush of adrenaline running through me. So much to do and so little time to do it in. Ever in my area, Cleveland, Oh, give me a holler.


Musical Likes

I like pretty much all types of music. I'll listen to anything at least once. You name it, I probably have some of his/her/their music. Oldies, Rap, Metal, Techno, Jazz, New Age, whatever....Never hurts to like it all.

Favorite Albums:
Core - Stone Temple Pilots
Contraband - Velvet Revolver
The Red Light District - Ludacris
Unplugged - Nirvana
Audioslave - Out of Exile
System of a Down - Mesmerize
System of a Down - Hypnotize


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