i am lord pharcom,messiah to the wastelands of pergitory,a relm in wich i was spawned,an from wich i was sent from to return you to...the collection so far....
i have no soul,i show no mercy.my only desire is to look deep into your eyes as i extinguish your light
my one true love is audrey hepburn.....her best movies...
breakfast at tiffany's,two for the road,roman holiday,an paris when it sizzles
LORDS OF ACID
7.our little secret
8.our little secret enhanced
9.heaven is an orgasm (org release #89
10.heaven is an orgasm (re-release
11.expand your head w/praga khan sampler
13.farstucker w/get up an jam
15.on the racks
20.the crablouse (french release
21.i sit on acid '96
22.i sit on acid '89
23.do what you want to do
27.lover/lets get high
28.am i sexy
29.gimme gimme (european release
30.gimmegimme (u.s. release)
31.i must increase my bust
33.lords of acid vs. detroit
34.rough sex (white cover)
35.rough sex (pink cover)
37.scrood bi u
39.our little secret stript
40.sucking on the 70's
41.i sit on acid org.
42.i sit on acid wing release
1.conquers your love
4.21st century skin
8.free your body
11.kick back for the rave alarm
12.luv u still
13.my mind is my enemy/luv u still
16.out of control with echos
17.spoonful of miricale
18.i feel good.
20.kiss the sky
22.no earthly connection
24.21st century skinned
25.breakfast in vegas
27.not strickly rubens
28.power of the flower
29.injected with a posion
30.key to the kingdom
32.love me baby/phantasia
34.pragamatic 2cd /bonus lords cd
35.life 2004 single
1.Tuned in and...Turned on
2.to the limit
2.Running Out Of Time (American Recordings Version)
3.come dnacing (u.k. version)
I also have
shakti featuring jade 4u
Tattoo of Pain/Vengence is mine
The Immortals/Mortal Kombat Single
The Immortals/Mortal Kombat
Jade 4 U/Rave Madonna
Cherrie Blue/Chemical Messiah
Rave Til Dawn/ Comp.
Karma De La Luna/ A Masterplan for the Addict
jade 4u / blue angel
goddess of destuction
1.Screened 2 - DVD
2.Heaven is Coming - DVD
3.visions an imagionations
4.srceened 1 vhs
thirty something posters (most signed)
fifteen diffeerent shirts
one of everthing in the C.o.A store
an various other shit...like postcards stickers button pins
hat,an a beanie
things i tolerate- you,work,neighbors,other drivers,living,red lights,highway killers,women, the entire west coast,easter,sluts,circus freaks,monster trucks,internet,friends lol,jamaica,russian women,half a bag of air when i buy a bag of chips,public transpertation,idiots,cold toilet seats,sore losers,
things that dont tolerate me- god,cops,you,other drivers,my neighbors,musslims, goverment,parents,security gaurds,circus clowns,the church,idiots,the people i pushed off the peir,sore losers,my pet monkey riding a white albino donkey
even though a number of people have tried,noone has yet found a way to drink for a living - jean kerr
i love you lady alcohol,i need you more an more -praga khan
sometimes too much drinking is barely enough -mark twain
there are no absolutes in life--- only vodka - mick jagger
life is a waste of time,time is a waste of life,so get wasted all the time,an have the time of your life -?????
to alcohol the cause an solution to all of lifes problems - homer simpson
always do sober what you said you would do drunk,that will teach you to keep your mouth shut - ernest hemingway
reality is an illusion that occurs from lack of alcohol - ???
perhaps one of the most intresting words in the english language today is the word FUCK
outta all the english words that begin F fuck is the only word refered to as the f-word
it's the one magical word,just by it's sound can describe pain,pleasure,hate,and love.
fuck as most words in the english language,is derived from german the word i cant spell or prenounce wich means to strike.in english fuck falls into many dramatical catogories.
as a transitive verb for instance
jon fucked shirly
as a intrancitive verb
it's meaning's not always sexual,it can be used as an adjective such as jon's doing all the fucking work
as part of an adverb
shirly talks too fucking much
as a adverb inhancing a adjective
shirly is fucking beautiful
as a noun
i dont give a fuck
as part of a word
absofuckinglutly or infuckingcredible
and as almost every word in a sentence
fuck the fucking fuckers
as you must realize there arnt too many words with the versatility of fuck.as in these examples describing situations such as
fraud=i got fucked at the used car lot
dismay=aww fuck it
trouble=i guess i'm really fucked now
aggression=dont fuck with me buddy
difficulty=i dont understand this fucking question
inquery=who the fuck was that
dissatisfaction=i dont like what the fuck is going on here
incompitance=he's a fuck off
dismissal=why dont you go outside and play hide an go fuck yourself
i'm sure you can think of many more examples,with all of these multipurpose applications how can anyone be offened when you use the word.we say use this unique flexable word more often in your daily speach.it will identify the quality of your character immeditly.say it loudly and proudly
pharcom's random quotes/
the devil said it's time to come home
if i gave you all the answers it wouldnt be much fun now would it
loved by few,hated by all
smoke my ass hair
you seem like a smart person you figure it out
some random bullshit
life is no mystery
there are no answers to your questions only more questions
people are a love hate relationship
meaning i love to hate people
i have no ambition to become anything
social disorders are all in your head
so think about something else and the problem should go away
so i racked on the bucket and made it fucking rain pork rhines (gotta love the alternate version)
the playlist.first and formost LORDS OF ACID,PRAGA KHAN,DARLING NIKKIE,CRYSTAL METHOD,MILK INC.,LADYTRON,KMFDM,DJ REDBOY,SLAYER,SEPULTURA,KORN,THE MENTORS,OLD SCHOOL METALLICA,MEGADETH,IRON MAIDEN,EMINEM,NINE INCH NAILS,SUB LIME,MARILYN MANSON,MINISTRY,PAUL VAN DYK,MARS&MYSTRE,KEOKI,ST.JOHN,PUSH,CYGNUS X,JONAH,HYPER TROPHY,LIQUID BASS,LOS PABLOS,UNLIMITED,FORMIC ACID,LOIS LANE,THE GORILLAZ,FATBOY SLIM,N.W.A,DR DRE,EAZY-E,PINK FLOYD,SHANIA TWAIN,FAITH HILL,JONNY CASH,MERL HAGGARD,THE ENTIRE SOUNDTRACK TO "NIGHT AT THE ROXBURY,THE VENTURES,TRINA,LIL'KIM,PINK,TATU,CHANNEL X,DIGITAL ORGASM,TATTOO OF PAIN,NIRVANA,WHITE ZOMBIE,PANTERA,MORBID ANGEL,SACRED RIECH,LED ZEPPLIN,GREAT WHITE(CAUSE I'M A WASTED ROCK RANGER),JUNO REACTOR,PRODIGY,MADONNA,MOTZART,BEHTOVEN,PAUL OAKENFOLD,THE CLASH,VELVET UNDERGROUND,AC/DC,JOE WALSH(BECAUSE LIFE HAS BEEN GOOD SO FAR),GARBADGE(THANX TO MY FRIEND NICK),BLONDIE,ACE OF BASE,TRACI LORDS,GREEN JELLO,BERLIN,MEN AT WORK(WHO DOSNT LIKE GOING DOWNUNDER),STONE TEMPLE PILOTS,KYLIE MINOGUE,THE ORININAL GUNS'N'ROSES,HOUSE OF PAIN,AMBER,BROOKLYN BOUNCE,VENGA BOYS(I LOVE TOO PARTY),BUSTA RHYMES,INSANE CLOWN POSSE(THEY'RE FUNNIER THAN SHIT),THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS,INXS,SNAKE RIVER CONSPIRACY,AND ABOUT A HUNDRED OTHERS.
Akashmusic - The ABC's Of Kinky Sex
a b c d e f g
h i j k l m n o p
q r s t u v
w x y and z
oh how happy you will be
once i teach you my abc's
A is for asphyxiation, you won't catch your breath
B is for the blindfold, that keeps you dark as death
C is for your cockroach that I squash beneath my shoe
while I watch it wiggle and I laugh at you, ha ha
D is for my dildo that you will learn to blow
E is for your enema, I control the flow
F is for my flogger, I whip you so violent
G is for the gag in place to keep your screaming silent
H is for humiliation that you must bear
I will immobilize you in my sexual lair
J is for your jizzy jerking tendancy
K for kisses
L for loving licks you offer me
M is for the manacles imprisoning your feet
N is for your nelly little nimby so sweet
O is for the O rings holding you in place
P is for the perspiration dripping down your face
Q is for the quirt I use to whip your eager ass
R is for restraints to make the magic last
S is for sweet suffering that only you will know
T is for the torement that keeps you on the go
U is for unbridled lust that only I control
As I claim for my own your body, mind and soul
V is for the vicious urge to struggle in vain
while I tease and tantalize you and eroticise your pain
W is where the wily woman walks
X is for excruciating X rated talk
Y is you, the yo-yo. I yank upon your string
watch you yell and holler, love the pleasure that it brings
Z is for the zestfulness of which you will submit
Now I've taught you every letter, so remember all of it!
Twinkle twinkle little slut,
now I spank your naughty butt.
Once I've warmed it you will cry
and I'll wipe your teary eye
Don't forget the lessons learned
or your rumpsticks will be burned
you and me
K-I-N-K spells S-E-X
It's the ABC's of S-E-X
F-U-N spells K-I-N-K
Ba ba black sheep in my school
you'll be shorn of all your wool
One lesson in submission, another in pain
After graduation things will never be the same
You'll become my groaning fool
drowning in a puddle of your own drool
you and me
a b c d e f g
h i j k l m n o p
q r s t u v
w x y and z
oh how happy I will be
once I teach you the kinky ABC's
you and me
you and me
you and me
if the cock were religous ,would you - (99 Votes)
thrust yourself unto the lord 44 44%
swallow the sins of man 25 25%
play with the holy ghost 21 21%
bathe in its holy water 6 6%
kneel an bob 3 3%
3368571135 lords hat
3368571135 lords beanie
and to what do i owe the pleasure of this visit??????
1. Last cigarette: just put one out
2. Last beverage: alcoholic one
3. Last phone call: your mom
4. Last text message: beep click click beep beep click beep
5. Last CD played: ladytron...witching hour
6. Last bubble bath: hmmmmmm
7. Last time you cried: when your mom forgot to wash her poon
8. Last meal: cool ranch doritoes
EIGHT Have You?s
1. Have you ever dated someone twice?
2. Have you ever been cheated on? yep
3. Have you ever bought condoms? isnt that shit free??????
4. Have you ever kissed someone & regreted it? right
5. Have you ever fallen in love? with my kids
6. Have you ever lost someone? misplaced a few
7. Have you ever been depressed? hasnt everyone
8. Have you ever been drunk and thrown up? again hasnt everyone
Name SIX things you did in the past three days
1. woke up
2. fell out
3. woke up
4. fell out
5. woke up
6. fell out
List FOUR people you can tell pretty much anything to
1. a lil birdie
2. my right hand
3. i see dead people
List THREE favorite colors
1. yo moms pink vagina
2. cannibas green
3. the pearl necklace i gave you last nite
List TWO things you want to do before you die
1.) yo mom
2.) her poon
SO FAR IN 092?
Been to school -
missed the first bell
Made a new friend-
does your mom count
Fallen out of love -
ill always love my kids
Done something you swore never to do-
Laughed until you cried -
i try to pee my pants first
Went behind your parents back -
not in a long time
Met someone who changed your life -
this shit is endless
Gotten close to someone-
how about inside em does that work ya nosey bitch
Found out who your true friends were -
iv always known
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF??
it should be shaved
2. Gay Marriage?
4. Straight, Gay, Bi?
depends on my mood :)
5. Do you have a crush?
~ponders for a moment~
6. Who is the best hugger that you know?
7. Do you believe in love at first sight?
yep my kids
8. Is there something you want to tell someone?
yeah we're outta exlax an pepto
9. What brand of shirt are you wearing?
children of acid brand
10. Would you kiss anyone on your top friends?
11. Do you have ?A thing? for anyone on your top friends?
12. How many people on your top friends?
one bat muah ha ha ha two bats muah ha ha ha .........
13. How many kids do you want to have?
just the 2 i have now
14. Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
15. Do you wanna change your name?
already did to pharcom
16. What did you do for your last birthday?
still waiting for the film to develope
17. What time did you wake up today?
in the a.m. for once
18. What were you doing at midnight last night?
its still a bit hazey
19. Name something you CANNOT wait to do:
get into your moms pants
20. Last time you saw your dad?
somewhere back there
21. What is one thing you wish you could change about yourself?
not a damn thing.......im happy this way
22. Which hand do you like better?
23. What are you listening to right now?
lords of acid
24. Have you ever talked to Tom?
fuck tom that bitch ass mothafucka
25. Have you ever donated money to a good cause?
yea the help pharcom relief fund
26. Have you ever talked about someone behind their back?
no i say shit to their face
27. Least favorite month?
the cold ones
28. What?s the last piece of clothing you borrowed from anyone?
well i stole your moms poon cover
29. Who?s getting on your nerves right now?
sources say you bitch
30. Most visited webpage?
31. Would you help your best friend fight if he/she is losing?
depends if i really hate that person
32. Coke or Pepsi?
how about beer
33. What?s the worst day of your life?
the first one
34. Have you kissed or been kissed by anyone in the past week?
35. Do you disagree with a lot of things going on in the world?
nope....chaos is spinning right along
36. Do you think there?s some models/people out there, that should lose a few pounds?
yeah all the fat people
If you answered honestly to all these, repost as:
Don?t Lie Survey