A Typical Convo Between Coleen & Sean:
S: Coleen, you're such a whore.
C: Uh, hell-o? I am SO not the "h" word!
S: The "h" word?!!
C: Oh whatever. You know what I mean.
S: Coleen, you are such a ho.
C: Oh no...nuh-uh. You are not getting me with that a second time! I am SO not the "w" word!!
S: *DROPS PHONE AND DIES LAUGHING*
The stupidest things I've ever said (Part I)
"You can't ask a stupid question if you don't know it's true"
My most embarrassing moments (Part I)
While getting my ears pierced (at the age of 31), I managed to not only pass out and fall off the stool, but also piss my pants...IN THE MIDDLE OF THE MALL!
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