4 Nuns are at the pearly gates waiting to get into heaven.
St. Peter asks "Do you have any sins to reveal".
"Yes" the first one reply's. "I saw a mans penis once".
"Ok go to the fountain and wash your eyes with the holy water and enter through the gate" reply's St. Peter.
St. Peter asks the second nun the same question.
She says " Yes I touched a mans penis once". "
Ok go wash your hands in the fountain and go through the gate" St. Peter reply's.
Just as he gets done saying this the 4th nun pushes the 3rd one out of the way and says.......
"I'm not going to wash my mouth out after she puts her butt in there"
*What is happiness to you?*
You see, it's simple, multiplication: when you have a little something then it's worth alot, and when you have alot of something then it's not worth not, and there's lots, and lots, and lots, and lots of humans and the more the humans, the less they're worth and the less there's land, and the less there's food, then the more they fight, and the more they steal, and the more they cheat, and the more they lie, and the more they rape, and kill, and kill, and kill.....
Oh Yeah. It's me.
Music: Been listening to LOA since I heard Blowing Up Your Mind on the radio. I also listen to Praga Khan, Meat Beat Manifesto, NIN, Skinny Puppy, Cruciform Injection, Front 242, TKK, DJ Dan, Paul Oakenfold, Carl Cox, older Marilyn Manson, The Crystal Method, Pop Will Eat Itself, Mr. Bungle, Front Line Assembly, The Genitorturers, X-Dream, Aphex Twin, Download, VnV Nation, Nitzer Ebb, Death in Vegas, Basement Jaxx, Groove Armada, Ween, and various kinds of techno(house,trance,funk).
Movies: Akira, Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail, Sphere, Fifth Element, Event Horizon, Vampire Hunter D, Contact, The Game, Queen of the Damned, Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust, Dark City, Scary Movie 1&2, The Mothman Prophecies, The Ring, Serial Experiments: Lain, Death to Smoochy, The Emperors New Groove, Ice Age, Resident Evil, Killer Clowns From Outer Space, Space Balls, will add more later.
Books&Mags: DragonLance(old books), Icewind Dale Saga, Michael Moorcock, Stuff, Wired, Maxim, PC Mag, Action Pursuit Games, Road & Track, Play, and others.
Hobbies: I Enjoy going downtown and partying with my friends as I feel they are the most important thing(quality not quantity), playing paintball, watching my MN Vikings and of course the usual; computers. I have started a small fantasy sword collection being I love to read fantasy books(I love chainmaile too). The pic of the paintball marker was my baby, but she's gone to a new home so I can adopt a new baby;)
If you are in the Minneapolis area feel free to get ahold of me and we'll go out on the town.