Age: 38
Sex: Female
Sexuality: Bi-Sexual
Relationship: Married
Occupation: Looking for work.
Location: Groton, CT. USA

My Biography
Hee hee. Kiki (My kitten) makes me so happy.

i ♥ *catnip*

~~V2thaG is my adoptive, online sister... Much love, yo!~~

Ever since I was six years old, I've wished and wished that I had pointy, elven-looking ears... Unfortunately, I was born into the lower-lower middle class. I've been really depressed lately, but the dream of pointy ears has kept me going... Please help make my dreams come true! DONATION$ WELCOME!!! ♥

I'm 5'2', 105 lbs., and I wear a 32D. Any other questions?

Here's a list of shit that makes me giggle:

~pointy ears
~being slap happy. (i ♥ it!)
~cRazYwaDs's friendship.
~(you guessed it...) double stuf oreos.
~um... little rodents... kinda like mice... but not.
~miso soup and/or sushi.
~playing with people's mouths.
~tildaes (hee hee hee! so many tildaes!!)
~burning cd's.
~decorating the cd's i burn.
~burning household objects (pencils, pens, q-tips, toilet paper, etc.)
~making decorations out of the things i burned.
~that i know that a group of turkeys is called! (a 'rafter'.)
~tildaes!!! again!!!
~playing with melted wax.
~my lame polls.
~my lame jokes. (see below)
~john waters (drools...) such good movies.
~the positions my cat sleeps in. lmao.
~sleeping in my closet.
~rice. you heard me. r-i-c-e, rice!
~agent sending me links for porn.
~the word 'cooter'.
~having mono.
~the gay pride parade.
~that i have a chicago accent.
~navy diggits.

I'll add more when I'm not being a lazy asshat.

Ven wants to touch my boobs.

JOKE OF THE... Um... Well, however long I leave it up, I guess...

3 old men are at the doctor for a memory test. The doctor says to the first old man, "What is three times three"? "274" was his reply. The doctor says to the second man "It's your turn. What is three times three"? "Tuesday" replys the second man. The doctor says to the third man, "OK, Your turn. What's three times three"? "Nine" says the third man. "That's great" says the doctor. "How did you get that"? "Simple" says the third man. "I subtracted 274 from Tuesday".

This joke brought to you by... some webpage.

KikiKitten, will you be my ___________? - (60 Votes)

love slave - 24 (40%)
gerbil - 16 (26%)
sidekick - 8 (13%)
Valentine - 6 (10%)
girlfriend - 6 (10%)

How did you people let 'gerbil' come in second!? What's WRONG with you!?
KikiKitten's polls are ___________. - (55 Votes)

gerbil - 29 (52%)
fun - 12 (21%)
average - 6 (10%)
boring - 5 (9%)
annoying - 3 (5%)

Now THAT'S what I like to see!
(Agent says:) KikiKitten is _____________. - (56 Votes)

gerbilicious - 23 (41%)
an idiot - 17 (30%)
a gerbilsomniac - 9 (16%)
gerbilactic - 5 (8%)
gerbiltastic - 2 (3%)

What'cha Gettin' Me For Christmas? - (51 Votes)

Pointy ears!! - 24 (47%)
Cute undies! - 13 (25%)
I'm Jewish. - 7 (13%)
Coal. And $20.00... - 5 (9%)
A card. - 2 (3%)

Lords of Acid - Pretty In Kink