jschaudt
About
Age: 38
Sex: Male
Sexuality: Straight
Relationship: Single
Occupation: Graphic Artist
Location: Houston, TX. USA
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My Biography
I am still absolutely in love with my girlfriend of 11 months. This is a first. Never lasted long for me before.




My grandmother passed away on August 3rd, 2005. She died due to cancer and poisonous levels of medications in her system to subdue the pain. I had to be a pallbearer, and that was a heck of a experience. Especially when you carry the casket in before the church service and your zipper completely breaks open. Damn fat ass. I thought the pants still fit fine, but I was wrong. One stray move, and the zipper popped. My family got a good laugh. I ended up in the basement bathroom pinning the damn fly shut. Yes, I did stab myself in a unfriendly way. I hope you enjoyed the laugh that was tied to tragedy in my life. I know I enjoyed the laugh later on when I got back to the hotel and put on a pair of khakis.


It's time to leave Houston. I took a trip to Detroit, Chicago and St. Louis. The weather was beautiful and comfortable even when they had a heat spell or rain. None of this hot humid stuff.

The pictures I took are amazing for some, and standard for the others. My 1970s Nikon F series finally worked right. The battery always dies at important moments, and the shutter has jammed up many times.




Praga Khan and the Lords are beyond all other bands. They help to warp my brain daily, and do it like no other. Music is my meditation, inspiration, and aspiration, almost like respiration. It is needed to sustain life.

Other than them... DJ Tiesto, Squarepusher, FSOL, AFX, Orbital & The ORB, Massive Attack, Lo Fidelity AllStars, Blue States, Delinquent Habit, Soul Coughing, Two Lone Swordsmen, Better Daze and VNV Nation. I guess I would have to include lots of acid jazz... St. Germain, Morcheeba, De-Phazz, Nightmares on Wax, Lamb and a few others.

About me... well... I have always been a artist. I excel at photography, and I also can play many different instruments. Though, I am losing my musical touch from working too much. I have always been gifted at drawing and painting. That happens when you are the son of an internationally known watercolorist.
The dragon tattoo is on my right calf on the side, and the Tribal wave/lightning/fire is on my left foot... ankle and top of foot. No it was not painful.

I like to design tattoos, and I don't have enough room on my body for them all. I have had skin cancer before, and I have so many scars that there is nowhere good left. Email me if you have an idea or request for a design, and I will do my best to get it done. If you need a banner, vehicle graphic, or some kind of custom sticker, I am here to help.




I am a VW and Older Porsche Addict. I love them more than Life itself, usually. I have had a 1981 Porsche 928(totaled), a 1972 Karmann Ghia, and now a 1974 Super Beetle. Currently, I am building up a 150HP 2.0-liter street legal engine. The beast will double my old horsepower, which was 78HP on a 1.6 liter. Considering that she went only 110MPH, it will be a blast later.

All I have left to do is find a beautiful Redhead Punk girlfriend, or a cute semi-hippy chick. Hell, any beautiful redhead would do just fine. Life would then be complete.



All my love to the Houston COA women. Excellent meeting you, and I hope to hang out more often. Just depends on work and school right now. Yes Sandz, I am an ass for not calling or showing up more often. I really am a nice fun calm guy, but I only seem to have time when I am completely depressed, or manic as hell.



Never tell a girl that she will have to tie you up and drag you out, to get you on the dance floor. You never know if she knows about Japanese Rope Bondage.

Can be a lot of fun though. Thank you Cadhla.
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Lords of Acid - Pretty In Kink