Age: 44
Sex: Male
Sexuality: Straight
Relationship: Married
Occupation: Professional Killer
Location: Central Lake, MI. USA

My Biography
kill yourself....

When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover they are not it.- Bernard Bailey

Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death. - Harold Wilson (1916 - 1995)

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect. - Steven Wright (1955 - )

Death is more universal than life; everyone dies but not everyone lives. - A. Sachs

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. -
Isaac Asimov (1920 - 1992)

Appearances often are deceiving. - Aesop, The Wolf in Sheep's Clothing

You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun. - Al Capone

Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night. - Edgar Allan Poe (1809 - 1849), "Eleonora"

Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone. - Tommy Cooper

Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives. - William Dement

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henny Youngman (1906 - )

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. - Napoleon Bonaparte (1769 - 1821)

As men, we are all equal in the presence of death. - Publilius Syrus (~100 BC), Moral Sayings, First Century B.C.

Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. - Franklin P. Jones

Treat the other man's faith gently; it is all he has to believe with. His mind was created for his own thoughts, not yours or mine. - Henry S. Haskins

Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus (1913 - 1960)

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. - Oscar Levant (1906 - 1972)

A wife arrived home from a shopping trip and was shocked to find her husband in bed with a lovely young woman. Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband called out "Perhaps you should hear how all this came about..." I was driving home on the highway when I saw this young woman looking tired and draggled. I brought her home and made her a meal from the roast beef you had forgotten about in the ridge.
She was bare-footed so I gave her your good sandals which you had discarded because they had gone out of style. She was cold so I gave her the sweater which I bought for you for your
birthday but you never wore because the color didn't suit you. Her pants were torn, so I gave her a pair of your jeans, which were perfectly good, but too small for you now. "Then just as she was about to leave, she asked, 'Is there anything else your wife doesn't use anymore ?
Lords of Acid - Pretty In Kink