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About
Age: 39
Sex: Male
Sexuality: Straight
Relationship: Single
Occupation: The fool Mr. T pities
Location: Lomita, CA. USA
Friends
11
Crushes
3
My Biography
My life is an enigma *picture a carton of milk spilling*



'Any woman can get cold feet, but not all women can have sugar tits.' -Sir Woodrow Caldwell a.k.a Wezel

You're more than a perv to me :) - Heather


Never trust a man in a blue trench coat; never drive a car when you're dead. -Tom Waits

So go ahead and call the cops, you don't meet nice girls in coffee shops. -Tom Waits










My pocket rocket needs her socket

Crushes
Lords of Acid - Pretty In Kink