Age: 39
Sex: Female
Sexuality: Straight
Relationship: Married
Occupation: mommy
Location: Vancouver Canada

My Biography
Baby wasnt late! holy cow.

Madilyn Paige Mackenzie Sundvall
7lbs 11oz, 21&3/4inches
Born Saturday August 25th @ 7:25pm

Got married on October 31st, 2008

Isabel Sonja Grace Sundvall
7lbs, 20 inches
Born July 16th, 2009 @ 12:32pm

Been busy. Very very busy. Link to pictures of baby

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die"

"Style is knowing who you are, what you want to say and not giving a damn"

"What is a promiscuous person? It's usually someone who is getting more sex than you are"

you can tell
from the scars on my arms
and cracks in my hips
and the dents in my car
and the blisters on my lips
that i'm not the carefullest of girls

you can tell
from the glass on the floor
and the strings that're breaking
and i keep on breaking more
and it looks like i am shaking
but it's just the temperature
and then again
if it were any colder i could disengage
if i were any older i could act my age
but i dont think that youd believe me
it's just the way the operation made me

and you can tell
from the state of my room
that they let me out too soon
and the pills that i ate
came a couple years too late
and ive got some issues to work through
there i go again
pretending to be you
that i have a soul beneath the surface
trying to convince you
it was accidentally on purpose

i am not so serious
this passion is a plagiarism
i might join your century
but only on a rare occasion
i was taken out
before the labor pains set in and now
behold the world's worst accident
i am the girl anachronism

and you can tell
by the red in my eyes
and the bruises on my thighs
and the knots in my hair
and the bathtub full of flies
that i'm not right now at all
there i go again
pretending that i'll fall
don't call the doctors
cause they've seen it all before
they'll say just
she'll learn
the attention just encourages her

and you can tell
from the full-body cast
that i'm sorry that i asked
though you did everything you could
(like any decent person would)
but i might be catching so don't touch
you'll start believeing youre immune to gravity and stuff
don't get me wet
because the bandages will all come off

and you can tell
from the smoke at the stake
that the current state is critical
well it is the little things, for instance:
in the time it takes to break it she can make up ten excuses:
please excuse her for the day, its just the way the medication makes her...

i dont necessarily believe there is a cure for this
so i might join your century but only as a doubtful guest
i was too precarious removed as a caesarian
behold the worlds worst accident

The Handbook

Rule 1: Everybody gets a shit kicking. Maybe just to ensure that you don?t spend your life thinking you?re better than those who get shit kicked everyday of theirs.

Rule 2: Morality extends no further than acceptability. You will go as far as you?re willing to go. One mans evil is another mans amusement park.

Rule 3: Ignorance belittles those around you more than it does yourself. Ignorance and the Ebola virus are comparable in three respects:

1) They?re both invisible
2) They?re both infectious
3) They both kill

Rule 4: Infinity is unimaginable. So imagine reduction. If heaven can be found in the sky?s reflection off calm waters then it?s a shame that it?s too polluted to swim in.

Rule 5: Prisons do not exist without capitulation. Between bars there is nothing. Look close enough and you?ll realize that there?s more nothing than bars.

Rule 6: Time is greater than suffering. Those who we pity in our time pity us in another.

Rule 7: Power begets fools. Fools beget power. Thinking that one can control that, which cannot be controlled, attracts fools like a magnet. Enough so that, in a short period of time, the epicentre becomes an institution of them.

Rule 8: Death is the working class?s luxury. Some people take vacations. Others spend their lives working towards a prolonged leave of absence.

Rule 9: Tomorrow is the cause of today?s nothing. The promise of tomorrow reduces the chances of today.

Rule 10: We do not exist.

Rule 11: Myths are nothing more than easy truths for idiots. The need to offer easy answers to the general populace only reflects its inability to think independently.

Rule 12: Assume only that you know nothing. Within silences you will learn what you need to know. The difference between knowing and assuming is vast. To assume is to fail miserably at acting intelligent enough to know when to keep your mouth shut.

Rule 13: The past is a minefield. Follow only those footsteps that do not end at the edge of large holes. To ignore the past is to prolong its mistakes.

Rule 14: The world is not your oyster. Prying it open ruins your chances of putting it back.

Rule 15: No one remembers who you weren?t. Just who you were. The realization of your true self far outweighs the consequences of unpopularity.

Rule 16: Supreme beings are kind of like pets. They make you feel better when no one else will listen. Strangely enough neither can respond. The need for something more than yourself ultimately diminishes the need for yourself.

Rule 17: Freedom is just a word. If freedom is fraught with regulations then why not just call it regulated freedom and stop trying to convince yourself other wise.

Rule 18: The pressure of being has no remedy. Just placebos. If guilt were currencies then we would have all started our own religions to capitalize on them by now.

Rule 19: The truth is versed in versions, not nobility. If truth were noble we would never have bothered inventing a device that can evaporate an entire city in under a minute.

Rule 20: The future is X-rated.

You were expecting something else?

I think i'll go home and mull this over
Before i cram it down my throat
At long last it's crashed, it's colossal mass
Has broken up into bits in my moat.

Lift the mattress off the floor
Walk the cramps off
Go meander in the cold
Hail to your dark skin
Hiding the fact you're dead again
Undeneath the power lines seeking shade
Far above our heads are the icy heights that contain all reason

It's a luscious mix of words and tricks
That let us bet when you know we should fold
On rocks i dreamt of where we'd stepped
And the whole mess of roads we're now on.

Hold your glass up, hold it in
Never betray the way you've always known it is.
One day i'll be wondering how
I got so old just wondering how
I never got cold wearing nothing in the snow.

This is way beyond my remote concern
Of being condescending

All these squawking birds won't quit.
Building nothing, laying bricks.

JEN / 22 / Vancouver, BC *gasp! im Canadian!* / Girl Anachronism / Weird / Coheed and Cambria / Anti-UPS / Sin City (not the movie. the club) / German / Atmosphere / Lifter Puller / Frank Sinatra / Public Transit / Boys / Anti-war / Insomniatic Tendencies / Hanzel und Gretyl / Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles / Kool-Aid / Music / Cats / Future Paramedic / Anti-Racism / Benson & Hedges / Peircings / Combichrist / Free Flow / Sex / Nightmare Before Christmas / Donnie Darko / Lou Reed / Neuroticfish / Beer / Shiny things / PVC / Sarcasim / Fawlty Towers / Black Halos / Angels / Tim Burton / Lord Of The Rings / Electric Six / Sanctuary Sundays / VNV Nation / Twisted / Chocolate / Human Rights / Hugs / Vendetta Red / Bondage / Benny Benassi / Skateboard / Christmas lights / Snow / Innocence / Garden State / Mind fuck / The girl will school you / Monkeys / Monty Python / Voltaire / Anti-Ignorance / Concord Dawn / LOA / Mindless Self Ingulgence / British Humor / The Weakerthans / HIM / Dimmu Borgir / South Park / Violent Femmes / Hand Cuffs / Nine Inch Nails / Corn Pops / Snuggling / Hopeless Romantic / Marilyn Manson / Kevorkian Death Cycle / Kink / Elvis / Red Head / Dead Kennedys / Coleco-vision / Comic Books / Ska / Hyper / Making out / Rain / sebadoh / Straylight Run / My Family / Sunset / Random-ness / stand up Comedy / ♥ / Copeland / Micheal Moore / Shawshank Redemption / Tuna / K-os / Frou Frou / The Doors / Stars / Jello Shooters / Red Bull / Revolting Cocks / Girl Interupted / Nintendo / ........

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