Age: 48
Sex: Male
Sexuality: Straight
Occupation: controller
Location: CT USA

My Biography
Albert Einstein
"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."

"A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory"
"Whenever man comes up with a better mousetrap, nature immediately comes up with a better mouse"

There are 1,929,770,126,028,800 possible color combinations on a Rubik's Cube.

Gandhi once wrote an open letter to the British people urging them to surrender to the Nazis and to accept whatever fate Hitler had in store for them.

NASA countdowns start 43 hours before launch.

A recent survey of executives concluded that 91% consider a sense of humor important to career advancement.

The area code for Antartica is 672.

Forty-eight percent of Americans think aliens have visited Earth.

Elvis Presley made only one television commercial, for Southern Maid Doughnuts, in 1954.

The original Guinness Brewery in Dublin, Ireland has a 6,000-year lease.

Only 2% of Americans say they're in a good mood every day.

Ulysses S. Grant was once fined $20 for speeding. On his horse.

The hole in a ship's bow for a rope, like the ones used to secure an anchor, to pass through is called a "hawsehole."

New Jersey is the only state where all its counties are classified as metropolitan areas.

April is "National Humor Month."

In France, it's legal to marry a dead person.

Before 1900, boxing matches lasted all day and sometimes went as long as 100 rounds.

The "you are here" arrow on maps is called an "ideo locator."

According to the FDA, a cup of orange juice may contain 10 fruit fly eggs, but only two maggots.

On Venus, a day lasts 5,832 hours.

George Washington was deathly afraid of being buried alive.

Crayola is a French word that means "oily chalk."

Did you know, that 1 out of 4 Americans has appeared on tv?

Did you know, 61% of all hits on the internet are on sex-sites?

Every day 21 newborn babies will be given to the wrong parents

During an hour of swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/2 litre of urine.

In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)

An average person?s yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.

In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects -while you slept!

Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.

At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.

Daily you will breath in 1 litre of other peoples' anal gases.

Sharing a bag of crisps with a friend gives you a 10% chance of ingesting a small amount of their faeces.

Cannabis is the most widely abused drug in the world

The average person laughs 13 times a day

Elvis was originally blonde

The average age of first intercourse is 15.3 years old

The average erect penis is 5.2" long - and 4.2" circumcised

Eskimoes use refrigerators to keep food from freezing

41% of all people take people with curly hair less seriously

20% of all females have had at least 1 homosexuall experience

Did you know, that there is no such thing as an anti-wrinkle-creme?

22% of the time, a pizza will arrive faster then an ambulance in Great Britian

96% of all women have at one time in their life faked an orgasm

3 people die every year, testing if a 9 volt battery works on their tongue

The 'Guiness Book Of Records' holds the record
for being the most stolen book in the public libraries

Butterflies taste with their feet

5% of the population is gay

The worlds best known word is 'okay',
the second most well-known word is 'Coca-Cola'

The giraffe can clean its ears with its tongue

Charles Chaplin once won 3rd place in a
'Charles Chaplin look-a-like contest'

In 1995 a japanese trawler sank because a
Russian cargo plane dropped a living cow from 30,000 feet

Only one book has been printed in more copies than the bible:
the IKEA-catalogue

1 cigarette takes away five minutes of a person's life

In 1950 we were 3 billion people on the earth.
today we are 6 billion people.

'Donald Duck' was banned in Finland, because he doesn't wear pants

74% of all nudist-females are nudists, because their husbands are nudists

More people die from a champagne cork popping, than from poison spiders

21% of all traffic accidents happen because the driver falls asleep

Did you know that originally a Danish guy invented the burglar alarm.
unfortunately it got stolen.

-the oracle has spoken

Lords of Acid - Pretty In Kink