Age: 52
Sex: Male
Sexuality: Straight
Relationship: Dating
Occupation: Cubicle monkey
Location: Cleveland, OH. USA

My Biography

Who am I?

That is a very good question. I am many things to many people, but most of all: I am a Lords fan! That's the real reason why we are here, right?

I work in a pet-store. If you would like to talk pets and the like I might be able to help out in some instances. We are supposed to address ourselves as "Pet Detectives", but I really think that is just a shameless steal from those wacky movies with Jim Carey. But I might be able to help, so ask away if you wish...

I am crazy, faithful, spirtual(not religious!), smart, funny, stupid, serious, warm, loving, quick to forgive but I never forget.
I really don't know what else to say right now, so please feel free to ask me some questions. I always answer my email.
If you really need to see a picture of me, I will send you one, but you have to ask first!

Likes: My computer!, movies, walking outdoors, my TV, my phone, cats, eating (I really love to eat, and thanks to nature have a VERY high metabolism), thunderstorms, vanilla ice cream, pepsi, food, pizza, chinese buffet, any kind of buffet, all types of music, did I mention food?, anime, the beach, chaos, order

Dislikes: Idiots, people who use stupid phrases, high gas prices, drooling dogs, people who think they know everything (they usually don't), cigarettes (it's actually a love hate thing), slow people, my roommates, restaurants that are closed, two of my bosses, chaos, order

A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife, Susie,
something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decided to
buy her a cell phone. He showed her the phone and explained to her
all of its features.

Susie was excited to receive the gift and simply adored her
new phone.

The next day Susie went shopping. Her phone rang and, to
her astonishment, it was her husband on the other end. "Hi
Susie," he said, "How do you like your new phone?"

Susie replied, "I just love it! It's so small and your
voice is clear as a bell, but there's one thing I don't understand

"What's that, sweetie?" asked her husband.

"How did you know I was at Wal-Mart?"


True conversation: the names have been changed to protect the blonde

Penguin91: hey, that whole wal-mart phone joke. i don't get it? should i?
Catnip: Hehe..
Catnip: He called her on the cell phone
Penguin91: yah..
Catnip: and she was at walmart
Catnip: umm..
Penguin91: yah...
Catnip: she thought he called walmart
Catnip: blonde moment, eh?
Catnip: :P
Penguin91: she answered her phone right? not walmart's phone.
Catnip: yes..
Penguin91: i'm not gettin it
Catnip: umm.. now I am confused too

Great quote:
"Your sensai is so dumb, he sits on the TV and watches the couch!"
"Rich people stay healthy. Poor people get sick and die. That's natural selection for ya..."
?Fame or no fame, the Apple feels as used as the man, the woman and the snake. The four of them set up to fail, wouldn?t you say??
Where would I be without my PC?
Where would I be without MTV?
Where would I be without CNN?
Where would I be? without IBM?
Screams, "Your mother ate my dog!!"
"Well... not all of it..." Holding up tail.
"Leila is experiencing the greatest feeling a woman can have. Being a slave to some low-life scum..."
Catnip: Hmm... So the prostitute is out of the question
Catnip: It's a good thing... I couldn't find enough plastic tarp, and do you know just how expensive it is to rent a donkey AND a troupe of midget jugglers?
Catnip: though it was surprisingly easy to get Siegfried and Roy
Catnip: go figure?

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