Speedy
About
Age: 39
Sex: Male
Sexuality: Straight
Relationship: Single
Occupation: Sales Man
Location: Grand Rapids, MI. USA
Friends
5
Crushes
1
Membership

My Biography
"A symbol,an outcast,a freak of nature-something loved,something despised,all of those things. I tell you I can't give it up."
Lestat de Lioncourt



Roses are red
Violets are blue
If I'm schizophrenic
Then I am too


Once upon a time there was an ugly duckling. Everyone used to say "What an ugly duckling!" The duckling heard what everyone was saying but didn't care, because he knew one day he would grow up to be a swan and be bigger and look better then anything in the pond. As it turned out he was just a really ugly duckling, and grew up to be an even uglier duck. So he SHOT himself.
The End.


"Never met a wise man, if so it was a woman"
K. Cobain (1967-1994)


Guns kill people!
Like spoons
Made Rosie O'Donell fat!


Here's a little about me, I am no longer a corporate whore for Meijer. I like to shoot pool, listen to almost all kinds of music (discourage inbreeding ban country music), I enjoy reading, movies, and music. Everything related to vampires. I have my tongue, septum, and nipples peirced. I have a tattoo of a bat on my back.
So Peace for now and blessed be.
Sharpen the blade, and guess which way the head will roll. - (12 Votes)

In my lap, need some head. - 5 (41%)
Right - 4 (33%)
Forward - 2 (16%)
Back - 1 (8%)
Left - 0 (0%)
Whats your favorite form of decapitation? - (18 Votes)

Bare Hands - 8 (44%)
Rusty Spoon - 4 (22%)
Guillotine - 3 (16%)
Sword - 2 (11%)
Axe - 1 (5%)

*typo in current poll, Wisdom
What would you sell your soul for? - (55 Votes)

Immortality - 20 (36%)
Five Shiny Pennies - 10 (18%)
Infinite Wealth - 9 (16%)
Infinite Widom - 8 (14%)
A Snickers - 8 (14%)
Friends

Crushes
Lords of Acid - Pretty In Kink