Sitting on the shelf.
He is just a toy.
But I turn him on and he come to life.
"As far as I can make out, edgy occurs when middle-age middle-propetiers are looking to suck the energy, not to mention spending money, out of the quote-unquote youth culture. So they come up with this fake concept of seeming to be dangerous when every move they make is the result of market research and a corporate master plan."
THIS IS THE AMERICAN DREAM IN ACTION.
"If the pigs were gathering in Vegas, I felt the drug culture should be represented as well. And there was a certain bent appeal in the notion of running a savage burn in one Las Vegas hotel, and then just wheeling across town and checking into another. Me and a thousand ranking cops from all over America. Why not? Move confidently into their midst."
--Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing