FUCK is the best word ever, it's perfect.
It's got the FFFFF the UUUUU and the KKKKKKK!! FUCKAAA
When somebody finally says "Hey Fuck You!" there's nothin better.
I say "Yeah that's right, Fuck me...good use of Fuck there."
And when somebody hits you with Fuck You that's it.
You can't come back with "Oh Fuck me?...yeah uhhh gay lord."
I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone wants to get a hold of me they just say "Mitch," and I say "What?" and turn my head slightly.
The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how much you play, You'll never be as good as a wall. I played a wall once. They're fucking relentless.
I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.
An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You would never see an "Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order" sign, just "Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience."
Because of Acid, I now know that butter is way better than margarine.
I saw a human pyramid once. It was totally unnecessary.
If you had a friend who was a tightrope walker, and you were walking down a sidewalk, and he fell, that would be completely unacceptible...
I have a cheese-shredder at home, which is its positive name. They don't call it by its negative name, which is sponge-ruiner. Because I wanted to clean it, and now I have little bits of sponge that would melt easily over tortilla chips...
On a traffic light yellow means yield, and green means go. On a banana, it's just the opposite, yellow means go ahead, green means stop, and red means, where'd you get that banana?