Age: 36
Sex: Male
Sexuality: Straight
Relationship: Committed
Occupation: Sucking.
Location: Boulder, CO. USA
My Biography
Mother fucker, 400 words what is this shit? How am I supposed to entertain people on 400 words?

Well, check out my rantings at if you are bored and need to laugh at something. Also, I am an attention whore. I starve for it like a slut for cock.

Fuck me running, this place needs forums or something. Bored.


Thats 3 of you alienated in 1 night. My god I rock so hard. Apparently I am offensive. You know, being here at a LORDS OF ACID website where they sing songs about ASS FUCKING and DRUGS (which is so, very, very awesome) I offend people. My god, who is all powerful and mighty and will smite you all, I fucking rock.

Lords of Acid - Pretty In Kink