Cutlass
About
Age: 53
Sex: Male
Sexuality: Straight
Relationship: Married
Occupation: I Drive a Big Brown Truck
Location: Detroit-ish, MI. USA
Friends
1
Crushes
1
My Biography
ho hum, lemme see... who or what do you want me to be? a freak, a fool, a total sleaze? i'll be whom i wish, i'm sure you will see!

heh, that was too fucking Dr. Suess-ish, but it just dribbled out of my head... oh well, sorry to have taken up 3 of your brain cells with it!

i've seen folks with 30k likes and dislikes, so I will pick 5 of each (no, the Lords will not be included -- it's a gimme!)

Makes me Hard's: yum, goth girls! hard and dark industrial music mayhem, GUINNESS! the Nectar of the Gawds and the Wine @ my Communion!, skulls (an odd facination), piercings (yes, I have holes poked in my willie), and S&M -- oh and that like goes far far far beyond whips and chains... wanna come play?

Makes me Soft's: typical cookie-cutter club girls be-bopping to the latest J-lo tune set to a generic techno beat, organized religion (do you believe in a gawd? I do... just not one that makes up silly earthly rules using rich folks with phat-ass bank accounts), close-minded bastards that say the stupid trendy phrase, "Too much information!" and wave there hand as if warding off the Evils of Understanding,... and finally... jazz music. It does nothing for me, and I have tried to like it!

I'm not gay, nor even intrested remotely, but if you think I am hot or something (the bald head seems to draw gay men), "Thank you very much, I am flattered!" in advance.

To the dames, no, you may not lick my head... unless you promise to buff it afterwards... heh heh heh...

Blech, I have run out of ramblings... good day!
Crushes
Lords of Acid - Pretty In Kink