While all you boys just aim to pee, I aim to please
All men are animals....some just make better pets.
For all those men who believe that there's no reason to buy the cow
when you can get the milk free, nowadays 80% of women are against
marriage, as they have wised up to the fact that for 8 oz. of sausage
it's not worth buying the entire pig!
Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism