Age: 44

Sex: Female

Sexuality: Bi-Sexual

Relationship: Single

Occupation: phonesex operator

Location: redneckville, LA. USA

Hello People. I suppose here is where I write all the interesting things about myself, well ummm that aint gonna happen. Theres not much to tell, Im 24, I live in the marshy hell of louisiana, and Im a telemarketer. I said phone sex becuase 1. its more interesting and 2. thats basically what I do, screw people into buying something they don't really need. Hey it's a shitty job, but someones gotta do it. At least Im not killing fuzzy bunnies or anything. Anyway, Im pretty open so if you got any questions or for some odd reason wanna get to know me better, just talk to me, I'll pretty much tell you anything you wanna know. Who knows maybe I'll get lucky and meet some people here, if not hey, it kills the boredom.

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Hello people, I thought I would put up a new pic every few days, something new to look at you know . Oh yea, Im also gonna get some more recent photos of me soon, the one pic I have here is when I still had blonde hair, uughh! Anyhow, I look a bit diffrent now, black hair, piercings, stuff like that. Anyhow I'll shut up now.

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I was noticing on some other peoples profiles they put some of the stuff they like, so I thought I would try and be like everyone else and do the same. (great now I feel like a sheep) Whatever, here is some stuff i like.......

MOVIES: My all time favorite movie is Clockwork Orange, Then I like Rocky Horror, Requiem for a Dream, The Holy Grail, Hedwig and the Angry inch, I dont have a pie symbol on my computer so I'll just spell it PIE, The Ring, Vampire Hunter D, Fight Club, umm I could go on and on but I'll stop here.

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BANDS: well obviously Lords of Acid and Praga Khan, also System of a Down, NIN, Tool, Deftones, Coal Chamber, Distillers, Bad Religion, SexPistols, Massive Attack, Nirvana, Tenacious D, Cradle of Filth, Otep, Hatebreed, and once again I could go on but I shant.

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BOOKS: Im not listing alot of books, because now days people don't read much, so noone probably cares, but I like books damn it! Oh yea, here are a few: Exsquisite corpse (poppy z brite), Lost Souls (more poppy) Americas Condemned, The Shoemaker, The giving Tree (Shel Silversteen), Where the sidewalk Ends, ok thats enough.

RANDOM CRAP: kitties, the color blue, black eyeliner, chipped nail polish, pale guys and girls, patches on blue jeans, the smell of gas, sleeping late, lemonheads, nightmare before xmas, dried roses, and bob:)

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THINGS I HATE: STUPID PEOPLE and bees!

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It's me again....So how does everyone like my new pic of the babies? I decided to put up the pic after going to pay my water bill today. I'll explain, I have to go to Bawcomville to pay my water bill and for those of you fortunate enough not to know where or what Bawcomville is, I shall enlighten you. Bawcomville is in Louisiana, and it is the capitol of cousin fucking, goat roping, sheep raping, toothless, half brained, redneck hell! Everyonre there is named either Billy bob or Joe Jim, now dont get me wrong Im not being predjudice against rednecks or hillbillies, god forbid, it's just the truth. The whole damn town has maybe 15 teeth between them. Anyhow I have to drive all the way out there to pay my bill, which scares me that my water comes from there, but anyway, I get there and go in and wait quietly in line, not bothering anyone, when JoeJim moseys on up to me and smiles a toothless grin. "so honey did ja fall on that metal in ya face or did ja put it there on purpose?" He asks as he points at my lebret. Then he ask "why in da hell would a perdy girl like you dy her hair black and dress like one em goth weirdos?" I almost couldn't contain myself, hahahahaha. I was being called a weirdo by a guy missing most of his teeth and hair,wearing a wife beater stained with what I pray was ketchup, and a hat that said "REDNECK" at least he was honest about what he was, lol. Anyway I put up the twins as a sorta salute to my new frined Joe Jim, May all the children you and your cousin have be as purdy as these two!!!

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Ok ok Time to take down my salute to rednecks, I suppose if you missed it and you wanna see it ask me and I'll show ya. Im gonna put the betrayal pic back up because I like it:) Anyway I've gotta get back to work, so much fun.
ME: Hello Sir, how are you today? Could I interest you...
Customer: Im not interested
Me:but sir, you didn't even let me tell you what Im offering, For a limited...
Customer: Im not interested so fuck off!
God I love people who make my job easy!