Age: 35
Sex: Female
Sexuality: Bi-Sexual
Relationship: Enslaved By Master
Occupation: Student
Location: TX USA
My Biography
I am currently in college studying to be an ophthalmic technician. I'm madly in love with who I believe is the man of my dreams. I write poetry. I've been writing since high school. I hate fake people. And stupid people. But who doesn't hate them?


"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." -- Tom Clancy

"You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither." -- Steve Martin

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." -- Woody Allen

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." -- Rodney Dangerfield

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL." -- Lynn Lavner

"Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist." -- Matt Barry

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." -- Camille Paglia

"Those who do not appreciate life, do not deserve life." -- Jigsaw

"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant." -- George Burns

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." -- Sharon Stone

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -- Jack Nicholson

"Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." -- Robin Williams

"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself." - Roseanne

"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful." -- Robert De Niro

"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house." -- Rod Stewart

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." -- Robin Williams

"Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus." -- Bob Rubin

"When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute." -- Author Unknown
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