Alduz69
About
Age: 63
Sex: Male
Sexuality: Straight
Relationship: Single
Occupation: Grand Wazoo
Location: Cape Coral, FL. USA
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My Biography
I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch break making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, write award-winning operas, and manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I can cook thirty minute brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets. I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic and my bills are paid on time. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four-course meals using only a Mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prize-winning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken to Elvis.
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