chipsatsea
About
Age: 47
Sex: Male
Sexuality: Straight
Relationship: Married
Occupation: Defender of the Realm
Location: Huntingdon, CambridgeshireUnited Kingdom
Friends
4
Crushes
1
Membership

My Biography
I wear camoflague and boots because it's my job, not a fashion statement. I had a pierced ear, but I let it grow shut because it interfered with my job. I have a vested interest in the youth because one day they will take my job. I teach them to have a moral compass because others will not. At 34 I realize how great it is to be 17, and if I had known that then, I would have done more with it.

"Cowards die many times before their deaths, the valiant taste of death but once. Of all the thing I have seen or heard, seeing that death, an eventual end will come when it will come."
Julius Ceasar Act II, Scene 2.

If you're not living, then you're just waiting to die.

The average male thinks about sex every six seconds, guess I'm above average.

My hobbies: photography, travel, 4 wheel drives, guns etc.

*Beware of my evil twin*

My tastes in music are, shall we say, eclectic? I listen to damn near anything. Classical, Opera, Punk, Blues, Big Band, Classic Rock, Hairbands, '80's electronic, some Country, a few Rappers, Bagpipes.. even Avril Lavigne (she'd get it AND she's legal). You get the idea.

I've developed some friendships here, so I'll give a shout out to:
Warp232 - fellow Julie Newmar cognoscenti and a BIG THANK YOU for turning us on to Morcheeba, just what we needed out here.
Lolo - Definately a Big Baller, Shot Caller and funny guy. Haha funny not funny queer.
Pumpkin - One of the best things to come from Belgium since the waffle.
SuperKinky - I opened Pandora's Box, and found some really cool, sexy pics!
Missyhorns - Thanks for the pics, you could send more.. ;)
Jenerator - Anything but innocent. ;)
Halokitty - meow
Mistress G - remember not to overexpose :)
Xeatxep - modest beyond compare. lol
Salem69 - Silly girl!
FucktAngel & Vamp - They're getting married someday, but for now Vamp is picking up in Iraq where we left off. As for Fucktangel, the little sister I never had...
APRIL - My favorite corporate beast. ;)

I only drink to be this funny....

"It's a lovely day for a Guinness."
Friends

Crushes
Lords of Acid - Pretty In Kink