InFlames
About
Age: 37
Sex: Male
Sexuality: Bi-Sexual
Relationship: Single
Occupation: Dishwasher/Vocalist
Location: Putnam, CT. USA
My Biography
Um...Lets see...I'm 16, 6'1" with black hair, blue eyes, and a goatee. I'm ugly, single, and a virgin! YEAH! Well, we're off to a great start. I work as a dishwahser part time and I am working on two bands: Broken December (Linkin Park kind of music) and Risc Factor (Tool, Dimmu Borgir kind of music) of which I'm vocalist for both. Oh, I have a cat. Anyway, theres not much more to say in this part, now for the shit about me you really don't need to know.

Bands: Tool, Dimmu Borgir, Killswitch Engage, Emperor, Behemoth, Acid Bath, Korn, Sepultura, Slayer, System of a Down, Rage Against The Machine, Old Man's Child, Cradle of Filth, Deicide, Slipknot, Mudvayne, Murderdolls, Stone Sour, A Perfect Circle, Fear Factory, Myrkskog, Dying Fetus, Spineshank, Static-X, Hide, Malice Mizer, Gackt, FR(8), Cold, Coal Chamber, Nevermore, Mindless Self Indulgence, Valley Mafioso, Alice in Chains, Disturbed, Dredg, Drowning Pool, Earshot, In Flames (Thanks Morticia!), Iced Earth, Kitty, Otep, Saliva, Nirvana, Snot, The Union Underground, Linkin Park, December, God Forbid....I'm sure there's more but thats enough, don't you think?

Idols: Maynard James Keenan, Johnny The Homicidal Maniac, that kid from Akira, Happy Noodle Boy

Things I Like: Music, Anime, Internet, Johnny The Homicidal Maniac, Family Guy, Happy Noodle Boy comics, Italians, writing, singing, my PS2, MOST of the Final Fantasy series (11 is pure shit), Tekken 1-4 and Tag Tournament, Bloody Roar, Devil May Cry, my moms home made mac & cheese (fuck you Martha Stewart)

Things I Don't Like: There are a lot of things I don't like, but since I'm human that is to be expected. Shit, I sound like a pseudo-intellect.

Stewie: "Ah, the breakfast thing. Yes, it wasn't about the eggs really, frankly I like the yolks, I..I don't..I have no problem, it's, there's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me and it's not so much that I want to kill her. It's just that I want her not to be alive anymore. I sometimes wonder if all women are this difficult, and then I think to myself, by god wouldn't it be marvellous if I turned out to be a homosexual."

Lois Griffin: You should spend some time with our kids, Peter. And with me.
Peter Griffin: Uh, what could me and you do together?
[Lois giggles]
Peter Griffin: Lois! You've got a sick mind!
Lois Griffin: Peter, I'm talking about making love.
Peter Griffin: Oh! I thought you wanted us to murder the children and harvest their organs for beer money.

[At a job interview]
Interviewer: So where do you see yourself in five years?
Peter Griffin: [Thinking to himself "Don't say doing you wife! Don't say doing your wife!"] Doing your, uh, son...

Peter Griffin: Well, fine. Until you put 'Gumbel 2 Gumbel' back on the air, I'm going on a hunger strike! Can you live with that? Huh, can you?"
[brief pause]
Peter Griffin: You gonna eat that stapler?
Network executive: Mr. Griffin, you can't eat a...
Peter Griffin: Wanna split it?

Stewie: Yay and God said to Abraham, "you will kill your son, Issac", and Abraham said, "I can't hear you, you'll have to speak into the microphone." "Oh I'm sorry, Is this better? Check, check, check... Jerry, pull the high end out, I'm still getting some hiss back here."

While being a seeing eye dog for a blind man at The Blair Witch Project
Brian: Okay, they're- they're in the woods... The camera keeps on moving... Uh... I think they're- they're looking for some witch or something- I don't know, I wasn't listening. Nothing's happening... nothing's happening... Something about a map... Nothing's happening... It's over. A lot of people in the audience look pissed.
Crushes
Lords of Acid - Pretty In Kink