DUrbaetis
About
Age: 44
Sex: Male
Sexuality: Straight
Relationship: Single
Occupation: Asian Monky Trainer
Location: Ballston Spa, NY. USA
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My Biography
After a brief stint as a Freelance Astronaut and Political Theorist (I still believe somewhere out there people do practice politics) I did the one thing I knew best. I became a partime Meatloaf Repairman. After leaving over a disagreement with my union I ventured off to exotic Deleware where I worked at a lab that tested cosmetics on small woodland creatures. Now I'm back in my native land of Saratoga Springs, NY where, as mentioned above, I train the nimble asain monkeys for job placement. Many of my graduates have gone on to do very well in the theorized political arena. Many have also become CEOs of Forbes 400 and Fortune 500 companies.

Favorite music: Jane's Addiction (pretty much anything Perry Farrell is involved in) Nirvana, OPERATION IVY, Rancid, Transplants, Mars, Mystre, Dyloot, DJ Icon (great dj and beautiful to boot), Thomas Trouble, Leonard Cohen, Sinatra, Lit, Rage Against the Machine, Incubus, Buju Banton, Stabbing Westward, The Specials, The Clash (RIP Joe Strummer), The Sex Pistols, One Man Army, Dropkick Murphys, MM Bosstones, Mike Ness and Social Distortion, etc.

I'm actually a screenwriter who happens to be paying the bills working as a mortgage consultant, presently.

Favorite Movies: Reservoir Dogs, True Romance, Pulp Fiction, Clerks, Pump Up the Volume, Gleaming the Cube, Enter the Dragan, Return of the Dragon, Citizen Kane (Welles), Casablanca, DONNIE DARKO, Poolhall Junkies, Swingers, Wedding Crashers, Rebel Without a Cause, East of Eden, Thirteenth Floor, The Filth and the Fury (a Sex Pistols Film), The Man Who Knew Too Little, Ghostbusters, What About Bob?, this list is endless...
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