my name is god and i run with buffalo
cum all over my tits, tell me that you love me and then get the fuck out
so i used to be dope and now im blow.
you say 'sociopath' like it's a bad thing.
-♥- bitches love me -♥-
10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack
1. Organize before they rise!
2. They feel no fear, why should you?
3. Use your head: cut off theirs.
4. Blades don?t need reloading.
5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.
6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.
7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.
8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!
9. No place is safe, only safer.
10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.
"i wanna mustache damnit"
"the medium is the message"
"dont call me white"
(♥) halokitty (♥)
is gonna bake me cupcakes
while we torture the beautiful people
Jesus Was Black ...
Ronald Reagan Was The Devil ...
And The Government Is Lying About 9/11
taken from the Boondocks
i am currently known as TEOHBAE, thanks peter ♥
**(the epitome of huamn beauty and eroticism)**