VooDooU
About
Age: 39
Sex: Female
Sexuality: Bi-Sexual
Relationship: Sleeping Around
Occupation: Student / Bartender
Location: CA USA
My Biography
How is everyone today?
Stop me if you heard this one:
Jesus walks into a hotel, he hands the innkeeper three nails and says, "Can you put me up for the night?"
As you can tell I'm a mean little bitch ♥
Sorry to the people who belive in one 'GOD', but if you didn't laugh at that... Then what the hell are you doing here?
Wow... good weed! So anyone here... uhhh are we like, out of cookies?
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"First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf, I mean what's the point of living, if you don't have a dick?"
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Sometimes I am afarid of what you might tell me. Sometimes I am afraid this is a work of fiction. I can only hope that the answers come in my sleep. I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to.
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Lords of Acid - Pretty In Kink