Went to college, went to raves, dropped out of school, became horribly addicted to drugs, met a sponge, went back to Texas, moved to Louisiana, moved back to Phoenix, went to Flagstaff, had said sponge arrested, worked for carnival, got arrested, went to jail, got out, went to court, now on probation.
There, three years in one paragraph.
Working now, living life. collecting CD's. There, now I'm out.