veles
About
Age: 34
Sex: Male
Sexuality: Straight
Relationship: Single
Occupation: Video Game Store Slacker
Location: Waupaca, WI. USA
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3
Crushes
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My Biography
If you can tell me what my pic is from, you're as big a nerd as I...


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Ozzfest, July 22nd 2006, East Troy WI. I'm fucking THERE!!!
SoaD, Hatebreed, Disturbed, Black Label Society, Atreyu, Strapping Young Lad, and 13 more bands...




Darling Nicki

Prince

I new a girl named Nicki
I guess you could say she was a sex fiend
I met her in a hotel lobby masturbating with a magazine

She said "How'd you like to waste some time."
And I could not resist
When I saw little Nicki grind

She took me to her castle
And I just couldn't believe my eyes
She had some lady vices
Everything that money could buy
She said "Sign your name on the dotted line."
The lights went out
And Nicki started to grind

Nicki

The castle started spinning
Or maybe it was my brain
I can't tell you what she did to me
But my body will never be the same
...
I woke up the next morning
And Nicki wasn't there
I looked all over, all I found was a phone number on the stair
It said "Thank you for a funky time.
Call me up whenever you wanna grind."
...



I live for games and getting laid. It might sound forward, but at least it is the truth.

DON'T CONFORM!!!


Cats. I love cats, they are extremely intelligent, and if you don't think so, just look at how much people do for there cats vs how much their cats do for them. They have it made.

DEEBBBB!(with excruciating lust and longing)
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my favorite...

food is BEEF JERKY, it lasts a really long time, and can be eaten ANYWHERE!!!

sounds: Black Tape for a Blue Girl, "Weird" Al, System of a Down, The Lords, Mindless Self Indulgence, CKY, HIM, Deftones, Alien Ant Farm, Ozzy, Def Leppard, DMX, Within Temptation, Thievery Corporation, Dimmu Borgir, Collective Soul, Slipknot, Bob Marley, Phil Collins(yes, its true), Rammstein, and of course Bach.

movies: The Stand, Dune(the original), Final Fantasy the Spirits Within, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Ghost in the Shell, Clockwork Orange, Evil Dead/2/Army of Darkness, The Girl Next Door, Shaun of the Dead.

books:The Wheel of Time(series), Nightseer, Desperation & any other Stephen King book/novel, The Cat Who...
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"Law of Unintended Consequences:
Whether or not what you do has the effect you want, it will have three at least you never expected, one of which usually unpleasant."
Robert Jordan


"I will show you something different from either
Your shadow at morning striding behind you
Or your shadow at evening rising to meet you;
I will show you fear in a handful of dust."

T.S. Eliot - The Wasteland
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Lords of Acid - Pretty In Kink